Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 6
Steaua Sudului				Toe Poke FC
Rank:27				Rank:17

Goal Scorers
		Ewan Whatarmy 13, 33, 65 (pen) Brice Tagg 50 Stu Pitt 75 (pen) Adam Bomb 90

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
46	Possession	54
14	Shots	15
14	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	S.Knot		78
2	C.Terbocks		74
3	B.Crobbery		77
4	S.Freak		84
5	A.Birthday		82
6	C.AnySide2		82
7	C.Needzit		83
8	D.Lect		84
9	D.Buratto	(90)	81
10	A.Sapple		69
11	R.AnySide		81
12	J.Nasium		0
13	S.Down		0
14	A.Kramer AnySide		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	B.AnySide		0

1	W.Melon		88
2	V.Tire		90
3	O.Whackew		89
4	L.Stooth	(1)	54
5	B.Free	(1)	45
6	O.Whackew		88
7	S.Pitt		87
8	J.Frayed	(90)	87
9	E.Whatarmy		91
10	B.Tagg		89
11	C.Arm	(1)	45
12	S.Cola		0
13	H.Annsaw		0
14	B.Arrow	(1)	90
15	E.Dover	(1)	88
16	A.Bomb	(1)	81


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Toe Poke FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
13 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
33 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	from a throw in
50 mins	Brice Tagg	from a corner
65 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Des Buratto	Interfering with an opponent
90 mins	Adam Bomb	A mild concussion
90 mins	Jose Frayed	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Adam Bomb	from a throw in

Match Report

For all their huffing and puffing, Steaua Sudului couldn't blow down the little pigs' houses nor could the take any points off Toe Poke FC who beat them 6 - 0.
Catalin A. would have as much luck training this sad bunch as he would training a dog to speak Spanish. But working on their Jogging doesn't seem the right place to start.
Steaua Sudului's keeper, Shirley Knot, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
Toe Poke FC used every dirty trick in the book (and several not) to beat Steaua Sudului's passing game.
Adam Bomb was brought on as a substitute for Carl Arm but found himself leaving the pitch again with an injury.
Much criticised Steaua Sudului manager Catalin A. looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Toe Poke FC scored."
The surprise here was that the score was only 6 - 0. It could have been a whole lot worse for Steaua Sudului and in a way, that's a small victory.

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