Match Report

	(13) 25	-	(1) 2
Steaua Sudului				We Play Like Girls
Rank:23				Rank:1036

Goal Scorers
Player Name 75056 4 (og) AnyP Kramer AnySide 7, 14, 58, 76, 80 Daryl Lect 10, 17 Des Buratto 21, 28, 61, 69 Robin AnySide 25, 31, 34, 41 (pen), 44, 47 (pen), 50, 72 (pen), 83, 90 (pen) Chad AnySide2 37 Abbie Birthday 65, 87		Player Name 75051 20, 59

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2
68	Possession	32
25	Shots	7
7	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Knot		88
2	C.Terbocks		85
3	S.Down		81
4	S.Freak		90
5	A.Birthday		88
6	C.AnySide2		88
7	C.Needzit		89
8	D.Lect		88
9	D.Buratto		93
10	A.Kramer AnySide	(82)	93
11	R.AnySide		93
12	J.Nasium		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	A.AnySide		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	B.AnySide		0

1	P.Name 75042	60
2	P.Name 75043	58
3	P.Name 75046	0
4	P.Name 75047	63
5	P.Name 75051	46
6	P.Name 75053	0
7	P.Name 75056	48
8	P.Name 75057	53
9	P.Name 75058	43
10	P.Name 75050	63
11	P.Name 75054	49
12	P.Name 75052	0
13	P.Name 75044	0
14	P.Name 75041	0
15	P.Name 75055	0
16	P.Name 75049	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 75056	with an own goal
7 mins	AnyP Kramer AnySide	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
10 mins	Daryl Lect	from a throw in
14 mins	AnyP Kramer AnySide	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
17 mins	Daryl Lect	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
20 mins	Player Name 75051	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
21 mins	Des Buratto	from a corner
25 mins	Robin AnySide	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	Des Buratto	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
31 mins	Robin AnySide	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
34 mins	Robin AnySide	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
37 mins	Chad AnySide2	with a great volley from 10 yards out
41 mins	Robin AnySide	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Robin AnySide	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Robin AnySide	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Robin AnySide	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins	AnyP Kramer AnySide	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
59 mins	Player Name 75051	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
61 mins	Des Buratto	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
65 mins	Abbie Birthday	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
69 mins	Des Buratto	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
72 mins	Robin AnySide	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	AnyP Kramer AnySide	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
80 mins	AnyP Kramer AnySide	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
82 mins	AnyP Kramer AnySide	Indecent exposure
83 mins	Robin AnySide	from a free kick
87 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a strike from the left wing
90 mins	Robin AnySide	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were reduced them to blubbering wrecks as the Steaua Sudului onslaught saw a haul of 25 goals - that's 25 goals - in this 25 - 2 battering.
The team's performance is credit to the Steaua Sudului manager Catalin A. and his decision to send his team Rehabilitation.
Not even Player Name 75049's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he 24-hour flu.
Golden rules: always make sure you are facing the opposition goal. Always make sure the goalie you are heading for doesn't look like the guy who gives you a lift home after games. Unlike Player Name 75056 do not put the ball into your own net. It's not big. It's not clever.
Give the We Play Like Girls strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's John Paul is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 5 2 formation.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager John Paul looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Steaua Sudului scored."
Carry on in this vein and We Play Like Girls will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Soft Pitch