Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 7
Ogres				Letsbe Avinya

Goal Scorers
		10 Jack Soffalot 784 6, 58, 67 Artie Choke 22 (og) 10 Nick Severything 813 30 10 Ty Dupinnots 836 44 9 Joe Kerr 783 82

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
39	Possession	61
10	Shots	16
3	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		74
2	A.Choke		65
3	C.Terbocks	(1)	53
4	K.Cook		69
5	B.Tagg		74
6	M.Skeeto		83
7	A.Thetires	(1)	51
8	K.Dewitt		82
9	J.Frayed		81
10	L.Tarred		82
11	A.Gravity	(1)	45
12	C.Arm	(1)	66
13	E.Jewcation	(1)	82
14	W.Dipoo	(1)	84
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	B.Arrow		0

1	1.Past 720		89
2	9.Fick 753		88
3	8.De Lion* 806		89
4	9.Nomates 814		87
5	9.Daloo 719	(1)	81
6	9.Inalaff 792		88
7	1.Severything 813		89
8	8.Ontback 786		87
9	8.Baldie* 752	(1)	45
10	1.Dupinnots 836		87
11	1.Woanty 709	(1)	54
12	1.Soffalot 784	(1) (39)	90
13	8.Entwitcher* 723	(1)	89
14	9.Kerr 783	(1) (84)	88
15	9.Indabox* 749		0
16	1.Dabuss 597		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
1 mins	Ogres	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
6 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a brave flying header
15 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
22 mins	Artie Choke	with an own goal
30 mins	Ogres	changed from Attacking to Defensive
30 mins	10 Nick Severything 813	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
39 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	Head butting
44 mins	10 Ty Dupinnots 836	from a corner
45 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Attacking to Defensive
58 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
60 mins	Ogres	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
67 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a header from the penalty area
75 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
82 mins	9 Joe Kerr 783	with a great solo effort
84 mins	9 Joe Kerr 783	Annoying the referee

Match Report

Surely this will go down as a vintage performance from a sparky Letsbe Avinya who, on the evidence of this thumping 7 - 0 rout of Ogres, just couldn't stop scoring.
Andy W would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Letsbe Avinya keeper 10 Na-wei Past 720 doesn't have a girlfriend. If only he could transfer his clean sheets on the pitch into the bedroom he might stand a chance of being lucky in love.
Ogres's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
The choice of 10 Jack Soffalot 784 as Man Of The Match was spot on. The guy played like a god out there.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Andy W after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Delia Smith in court and I want those points back."
Ogres call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Hard Pitch