Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 11
Chumps FC				Tunneltiger
Rank:203				Rank:115

Goal Scorers
		Dick Tater 9, 26, 41, 72, 82, 90 Tate Urchips 18 (pen) Abe Rudder 34, 62 Emma Roids 46 (pen) Xavier Breath 54

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 3 3
36	Possession	64
8	Shots	21
10	Fouls	12
4	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	9
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Buratto		73
2	B.Arrow		76
3	W.Dipoo		78
4	H.Mungous	(70)	78
5	A.Sapple		0
6	T.Vision	(55,81)	71
7	C.Terbocks		0
8	L.Briccant	(30)	68
9	V.Veeta		75
10	A.Birthday		82
11	J.Czarfunee	(43)	78
12	S.Manilla		0
13	B.Early		0
14	J.Czarfunee		0
15	V.Veeta		0
16	W.Dipoo		0

1	T.Urchips	(45)	71
2	H.Mungous		88
3	D.Pipes		89
4	B.Cherry		88
5	L.Sirr		87
6	S.Manilla	(22,70)	82
7	V.Crow	(43)	85
8	E.Roids		88
9	D.Tater		89
10	A.Rudder		90
11	X.Breath		79
12	J.King		0
13	L.Lyde		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	R.Kleiner	(45)	89


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tunneltiger	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
9 mins	Dick Tater	with a strike from the left wing
18 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Sam Manilla	Obstruction
26 mins	Dick Tater	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Chumps FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
30 mins	Lou Briccant	Scrapping
34 mins	Abe Rudder	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
41 mins	Dick Tater	with a great volley from 10 yards out
43 mins	Val Crow	Foul and abusive language
43 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Foul and abusive language
45 mins	Chumps FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
46 mins	Emma Roids	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Xavier Breath	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
55 mins	Telly Vision	Repeated diving
62 mins	Abe Rudder	with a great solo effort
70 mins	Sam Manilla	Head butting
70 mins	Hugh Mungous	Head butting
72 mins	Dick Tater	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
81 mins	Telly Vision	Obstruction
82 mins	Dick Tater	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Dick Tater	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

At 11 - 0 you could have afforded to miss a few of the goals because such was the regularity of Tunneltiger another one wasn't far behind. Chumps FC, it would seem, actually lost count. Which was probably for the best.
Jonny Brunskill would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Chumps FC are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Des Buratto should be locked up.
Chumps FC's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
Sam Manilla and Hugh Mungous were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
There are less suitable formations for Tunneltiger's squad than 4 3 3, but Craig Hindle would be advised to ignore those too.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Jonny Brunskill after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
Tunneltiger should be ashamed of themselves. Beating Chumps FC 11 - 0 was a bit like mugging a granny for her pension. Both are equally defenceless.

Extra Information

Referee

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Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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