Match Report

	(3) 9	-	(0) 0
Chumps FC				White Forest
Rank:206				Rank:815

Goal Scorers
Val Veeta 18, 82 Manuel Labor 30, 62, 77 Telly Vision 39 Abbie Birthday 50 (pen) Val Veeta 57 Lance Lyde 70

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
60	Possession	40
18	Shots	11
1	Fouls	23
1	Yellow Cards	6
0	Red Cards	3
4	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Buratto		89
2	B.Arrow		88
3	W.Dipoo		89
4	H.Mungous		87
5	A.Sapple		0
6	T.Vision	(40)	58
7	C.Terbocks		89
8	L.Lyde	(59)	77
9	V.Veeta		88
10	A.Birthday		77
11	M.Labor		90
12	S.Manilla		0
13	B.Early		0
14	J.Czarfunee		0
15	V.Veeta	(40)	88
16	W.Dipoo		0

1	J.Gonzalez		80
2	J.Bosano	(85)	58
3	C.Galliano	(10,49)	66
4	G.Baldachino		70
5	J.Dalli	(60)	75
6	A.Perera	(30,49)	73
7	E.Dover	(59,75)	73
8	J.Alecio		0
9	A.Montegriffo	(40)	79
10	C.Poggio		82
11	P.Pou	(66)	78
12	B.Galliano		0
13	B.Jeffries	(60)	69
14	W.Guilliano		0
15	D.Luise		0
16	E.Jeffries		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	White Forest	changed from 4 4 2 Attacking to 4 3 3 Attacking
10 mins	Clive Galliano	Obstruction
18 mins	Val Veeta	with a thunderous shot from distance
30 mins	Arturo Perera	Indecent exposure
30 mins	Manuel Labor	with a belter from the halfway line
39 mins	Telly Vision	from a goal kick
40 mins	Alan Montegriffo	Squabbling
40 mins	Telly Vision	A painful back injury
49 mins	Clive Galliano	Punching the referee
49 mins	Arturo Perera	Punching the referee
50 mins	Abbie Birthday	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Val Veeta	with a belter from his own half
59 mins	Eileen Dover	Head butting
59 mins	Lance Lyde	Head butting
62 mins	Manuel Labor	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
66 mins	Pepe Pou	Spitting
70 mins	Lance Lyde	with a brave flying header
75 mins	Eileen Dover	Fighting with fans
77 mins	Manuel Labor	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	Val Veeta	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
85 mins	Johnny Bosano	Fighting with fans

Match Report

If you want to know what it feels like to be stuffed like a Christmas turkey why not ask the White Forest side who were Paxoed 9 - 0 by Chumps FC.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before Chumps FC manager Jonny Brunskill will be writing books on football theory.
Elliot Jeffries missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his boyfriend ran off with his dad.
It was such a bad match for White Forest goalie Johnny Gonzalez that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
White Forest's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
White Forest player Arturo Perera chose to ignore the official's warnings for constant fouling, and fouled again and again. He's probably still doing it now on his way home.
Eileen Dover and Lance Lyde were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Abbie Birthday's penalty for Chumps FC was too well taken for the keeper to get a touch to it.
"What we saw out there today," explained manager Alan Montegriffo, "was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other."
So what are White Forest made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

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