Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 8
West Warriors				sMAshEd

Goal Scorers
		Ken Opener 7, 15, 45 Finn Ischer 38, 75 Pete Zaria 54 Adam Sapple 64 Brighton Early 89

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	2 5 3
36	Possession	64
8	Shots	17
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	W.Maykit		81
2	C.Arm	(75)	45
3	A.Kaseltzer		76
4	A.Kaholic		75
5	S.Knot		74
6	A.Abet		82
7	A.Hassle		83
8	K.Cook		83
9	S.Night	(75)	45
10	C.Mass		82
11	V.Crow	(75) (33)	45
12	B.Cherry	(75)	74
13	D.Tater	(75)	74
14	P.Zaria	(75)	83
15	K.Cook		0
16	W.Melon		0

1	H.Dropalot		90
2	J.Nasium	(1)	45
3	L.Nover		76
4	A.Gator	(47)	87
5	T.Urchips		90
6	A.Sapple		87
7	E.Whatarmy	(1)	51
8	C.Lingus		87
9	P.Zaria	(88)	88
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer		89
12	K.Dewitt	(1)	89
13	A.Birthday	(1)	88
14	K.Opener	(1)	90
15	R.Cranium		0
16	R.Kleiner		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	West Warriors	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
7 mins	Ken Opener	with a brave flying header
15 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	West Warriors	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	Ken Opener	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
33 mins	Val Crow	Obstruction
38 mins	Finn Ischer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	West Warriors	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	Ken Opener	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
47 mins	Ali Gator	Squabbling
54 mins	Pete Zaria	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
64 mins	Adam Sapple	with a great volley from 10 yards out
70 mins	Lee Nover	A sprained wrist
75 mins	Finn Ischer	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
88 mins	Pete Zaria	Time wasting
89 mins	Brighton Early	from the dressing room

Match Report

sMAshEd were in a different league to West Warriors for the duration of this 8 - 0 hammering. If both sides carry on like this, they'll probably quite literally be in a different league soon enough.
Maybe West Warriors should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Corners overkill.
West Warriors's keeper, Willie Maykit, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
West Warriors's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. West Warriors's manager P G needs to go back to the transfer market.
West Warriors's P G experiment with the 4 4 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
West Warriors boss P G who must feel like his job is on the line after todays capitulation claimed: "Well, winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, sMAshEd will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Soft Pitch