Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(4) 8
Toe Poke FC				M.I.A

Goal Scorers
Lou Sirr 39		Gabriel Jesus 9, 23, 36, 54, 65 Mohammed Salah 45, 77 Huang Annsaw 89 (og)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
39	Possession	61
11	Shots	19
16	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	S.Cola		79
2	V.Tire		75
3	O.Whackew	(1)	74
4	L.Stooth		84
5	B.Free	(1)	45
6	O.Whackew		83
7	L.Sirr		88
8	J.Frayed		85
9	H.Annsaw	(50)	79
10	B.Tagg		73
11	A.Bomb	(1)	45
12	W.Melon		0
13	H.Annsaw	(1)	65
14	S.Pitt	(1)	83
15	E.Whatarmy		0
16	H.Mungous	(1)	74

1	B.Leno		89
2	T.Arnold		87
3	L.Bailey	(1)	45
4	B.Saka		88
5	B.Fernandes	(90)	71
6	J.Maddison		89
7	C.Palmer		88
8	B.Guimares	(1)	62
9	M.Salah		88
10	J.Alvarez	(1)	45
11	L.Trossard		88
12	P.Cech		0
13	K.Trippier		0
14	A.Davies	(1)	87
15	K.Mitoma	(1)	87
16	G.Jesus	(1)	92


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
9 mins	Gabriel Jesus	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
9 mins	Toe Poke FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
23 mins	Gabriel Jesus	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
30 mins	M.I.A	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
36 mins	Gabriel Jesus	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
39 mins	Lou Sirr	from a corner
45 mins	Toe Poke FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Mohammed Salah	with a header from the penalty area
50 mins	Huang Annsaw	Indecent exposure
50 mins	Bruno Fernandes	A painful back injury
54 mins	Gabriel Jesus	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
65 mins	Gabriel Jesus	from a goal kick
77 mins	Mohammed Salah	from a throw in
89 mins	Huang Annsaw	with an own goal
90 mins	Bruno Fernandes	Obstruction

Match Report

Toe Poke FC were reduced them to blubbering wrecks as the M.I.A onslaught saw a haul of 8 goals - that's 8 goals - in this 8 - 1 battering.
The Toe Poke FC fans were calling for the head of manager Big Toe after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
The Toe Poke FC players looked on in horror as Huang Annsaw rounded his own defenders and finished into his own net with like the muppet he is.
Don't ask Toe Poke FC's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
Toe Poke FC look about as convinving playing in the 2 5 3 formation as they would if boss Big Toe sent them out in dresses.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Big Toe after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Toe Poke FC boss Big Toe was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

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Billy Bludgeon

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