Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 4
HOWE FC				Newcastle legends

Goal Scorers
		Shola Ameobi 10 816* 11, 60, 78 Laurent Robert 8 830 42 (pen)

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
33	Possession	67
6	Shots	18
11	Fouls	4
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		79
2	U.Daway		75
3	B.Ding	(67)	72
4	W.CLR Piece	(45)	71
5	B.Cherry		79
6	W.Melon		82
7	C.Lear		80
8	D.CLR Lect	(83) (33)	45
9	A.Rudder		82
10	L.CLR Batchford		82
11	L.Gilaker	(45)	45
12	B.Ranks		0
13	A.CLR Kaseltzer	(45)	77
14	S.CLR Urai	(83)	82
15	B.CLR Dover		0
16	J.CLR Czarfunee	(45)	80

1	S.Given 10 648		88
2	W.Barton 10 830		90
3	T.Bramble 8 786*		89
4	J.Gutierrez 6 792*	(1)	62
5	S.Taylor 9 818		88
6	O.Bernard 8 802		88
7	N.Solano 10 818	(1)	45
8	L.Robert 8 830		88
9	A.Cole 10 781	(83)	84
10	S.Ameobi 10 816*		91
11	L.Ferdinand 8 774*	(1)	45
12	N.Dabizas 9 796	(1)	89
13	K.Gillespie 9 828	(1)	89
14	P.Beardsley 9 798*		0
15	D.Ginola 9 798		0
16	F.Asprilla 10 779	(1)	89


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Attacking
11 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	with a strike from the left wing
15 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
33 mins	Daryl CLR Lect	Dangerous tackling
42 mins	Laurent Robert 8 830	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
67 mins	Bill Ding	Squabbling
75 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Attacking
78 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	Repeated fouling
83 mins	Daryl CLR Lect	A broken arm

Match Report

Not quite a walk in the park, but at 4 - 0 it was certainly a brisk stroll for Newcastle legends who made short work of dismantling a poor HOWE FC side.
Those long hours of Jogging training are paying off for the Newcastle legends players.
Newcastle legends had so much possession that they were allowed to officially adopt the ball after the game by social services.
After scoring twice, the Newcastle legends crowd urged Shola Ameobi 10 816* onto his hat trick which duly came after a pigeon distracted the keeper.
Don't ask HOWE FC's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, Newcastle legends's Laurent Robert 8 830 managed to convert the kick before being rushed to hospital with a nasty gash on the leg caused by the scythe.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Steve Jones looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Newcastle legends scored."
Newcastle legends were on the right side of this one-sided encounter. The real test comes when they meet team who actually knows what a football looks like.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Rainy

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