Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 8
Walking The Dog FC				Ilford Caledonians
Rank:218				Rank:34

Goal Scorers
		Geoffrey Blake* 7, 32, 45 Sam Anderson 18, 89 Mark Adams 54 Mark Moorer 65 Kevin Mangan 76

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	2 5 3
32	Possession	68
5	Shots	21
4	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	8
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Alisson		75
2	A.Trent	(90)	70
3	V.Van Dijk		74
4	J.Gomez *		75
5	A.Robertson		76
6	J.Hendo		83
7	H.Fabino		83
8	W.Gini		84
9	D.Origi *		84
10	B.Firmino	(90)	45
11	S.Mane *		81
12	C.Kelleher		0
13	J.Matip		0
14	P.Coutinho *		0
15	M.Salah		0
16	L.Diaz *	(90)	81

1	K.Ward		89
2	J.Gillin	(1)	79
3	M.Williamson		87
4	N.Lees		88
5	J.Osment		88
6	M.Adams		89
7	P.Williams		90
8	A.Omilami	(1)	45
9	S.Anderson		89
10	G.Blake*		91
11	M.Jace	(1)	80
12	M.Humphreys*		0
13	T.Hanks	(1)	88
14	G.Sinese	(1)	89
15	M.Moorer	(1)	87
16	D.Striepeke*		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Defensive to Attacking
7 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	with a brave flying header
18 mins	Sam Anderson	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
32 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
45 mins	Geoffrey Blake*	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
54 mins	Mark Adams	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
60 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Attacking to Defensive
65 mins	Mark Moorer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
75 mins	Ilford Caledonians	changed from Defensive to Attacking
76 mins	Kevin Mangan	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
89 mins	Sam Anderson	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	A.A Trent	Faking injury
90 mins	Bobby Firmino	A mild concussion

Match Report

A magnificent display by Ilford Caledonians saw them obliterate Liverpool FC 8 - 0.
Those long hours of Sit-ups training are paying off for the Ilford Caledonians players.
To win games you need to win the ball. Liverpool FC don't even know what a ball looks like.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Liverpool FC's goalie Becker Alisson to keep goldfish.
Give the Liverpool FC strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
No matter what Liverpool FC did, they couldn't contain Geoffrey Blake*. A deserved Man Of The Match showing.
"How we lost that I'll never know," huffed Jurgen Klopp. "We must have had 99 per cent of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match."
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Liverpool FC boss Jurgen Klopp was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

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Buster Jones Junior

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