Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(0) 0
Cubana Villains				We Play Like Girls

Goal Scorers
Chanda Lear....696 * 4, 9, 19 Dinah Sore..699 * 13, 28, 49, 65, 82, 90 Kenny Dewitt..775 24, 33, 73, 77 Vlad Tire..689 39, 61 Ed Ible 43 Ulee Daway..739 55, 69 Brice Tagg..763 87

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	8
6	Fouls	15
0	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Meway	(1)	71
2	F.Furter...592		88
3	R.Kleiner...732		89
4	V.Tire..689		88
5	E.Roids	(1)	71
6	U.Daway..739		89
7	B.Tagg..763		89
8	K.Dewitt..775		92
9	S.Down	(1)	45
10	C.Lear....696 *		90
11	D.Sore..699 *		90
12	H.Fire...568 *		0
13	E.Ible	(1)	88
14	V.Tire..664	(1)	87
15	A.Kaholic..744 *		0
16	A.Hugnkiss....461	(1)	89

1	a.BRING		33
2	A.BACK		34
3	A.CRICKET	(34)	33
4	A.MANAGER		30
5	A.PLEASE	(69)	31
6	P.Name 2732		41
7	P.Name 2735		32
8	P.Name 2730	(58)	33
9	P.Name 2734		29
10	P.Name 2733		31
11	P.Name 2737		43
12	P.Name 2738		0
13	P.Name 2736	(58)	30
14	P.Name 2721		0
15	P.Name 2731		0
16	P.Name 2726		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Nutter to Normal
1 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
4 mins	Chanda Lear....696 *	with a spectacular bicycle kick
9 mins	Chanda Lear....696 *	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	with a flick on
19 mins	Chanda Lear....696 *	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
24 mins	Kenny Dewitt..775	with a brave flying header
28 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
33 mins	Kenny Dewitt..775	with a lovely move from the right wing
34 mins	AAA CRICKET	Unsporting behaviour
39 mins	Vlad Tire..689	with a spectacular bicycle kick
43 mins	Ed Ible	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
49 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
55 mins	Ulee Daway..739	with a great chip from the left wing
58 mins	Player Name 2730	A mild concussion
61 mins	Vlad Tire..689	with a header from the penalty area
65 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
69 mins	AAA PLEASE	Repeated fouling
69 mins	Ulee Daway..739	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
73 mins	Kenny Dewitt..775	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
77 mins	Kenny Dewitt..775	with a header from the penalty area
82 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	with a great chip from the left wing
87 mins	Brice Tagg..763	with a spectacular bicycle kick
90 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

No one was going to get in the way of Cubana Villains lifting the cup. And no one did, not even We Play Like Girls who rolled over 19 - 0.
We Play Like Girls show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Losing possession of the ball is stupid. Giving it away to the opposition gift-wrapped is lunacy as We Play Like Girls discovered to their cost.
Cubana Villains 's Dinah Sore..699 * might find a few Premiership clubs sniffing around after his impressive 6-goal haul.
Today Cubana Villains 's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 4 5 1 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"I have to admit after being beaten in this manner I'm running out of ideas," moaned manager ryan taylor. "We're down to the bare knuckles."
No one likes to see their team take such a savage beating. Maybe it's why the We Play Like Girls supporters decided to leave their specs at home.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Rainy

Soft Pitch