Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(0) 0
Screaming Vengeance				UNIV. CRAIOVA

Goal Scorers
Artie Choke 9, 67 Bud Weiser 15 Herbie Voor 23 Ben Crobbery ** 30 (pen), 38 (pen), 60 (pen), 75, 83, 90

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
58	Possession	42
13	Shots	9
6	Fouls	14
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		88
2	H.Voor		88
3	A.Choke		88
4	K.Cook **		89
5	A.Meway		88
6	L.DeHand		89
7	B.Weiser	(63)	88
8	S.Manilla		88
9	A.Meway		90
10	C.Needzit		88
11	B.Crobbery **		89
12	C.Arm **		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	M.Well		0
15	A.Nino **		0
16	A.Kaseltzer		0

1	E.Whatarmy		80
2	B.Tagg		0
3	A.Birthday		0
4	C.Terbocks		84
5	J.Credible		83
6	U.Daway		81
7	B.Arrow	(62)	79
8	C.Terbocks		82
9	A.Birthday		81
10	B.Weiser	(1)	61
11	J.Frayed		82
12	E.Roids	(1)	83
13	L.Sirr		0
14	X.Breath		0
15	L.Nover		0
16	S.Night		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	UNIV. CRAIOVA	changed from Attacking to Defensive
9 mins	Artie Choke	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins	UNIV. CRAIOVA	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins	Bud Weiser	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
23 mins	Herbie Voor	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
30 mins	Ben Crobbery **	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Ben Crobbery **	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	UNIV. CRAIOVA	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Ben Crobbery **	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins	Bowen Arrow	Time wasting
63 mins	Bud Weiser	Spitting
67 mins	Artie Choke	with a powerful header into the top corner
75 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Nutter to Psycho
75 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Attacking to Defensive
75 mins	Ben Crobbery **	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
83 mins	Ben Crobbery **	from a corner
90 mins	Ben Crobbery **	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

After being on the receiving end of a 10 - 0 whitewash, the UNIV. CRAIOVA camp claim their side has never played so badly before. On the evidence of this outing you'd be surprised to learn that they had played before.
Screaming Vengeance are fitter than the blond one out of Girls Aloud, after plenty of work on Jogging.
Lou Sirr was one of the 3 players whose no-show led to UNIV. CRAIOVA's sorry beating today.
Keeper Stu Pitt was a blur between the Screaming Vengeance sticks. A clean sheet was never in any doubt.
Mihai Stamate needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
A desperate lunge in the penalty area by UNIV. CRAIOVA's Chad Terbocks saw Ben Crobbery ** step up and score for Screaming Vengeance.
"They say a week is long time in politics," remarked manager UNIV. CRAIOVA manager Mihai Stamate after this defeat. "90 minutes is a long time in football. The longer it went on, the more worried I was they'd score. And look what happened."
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 10 - 0 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire UNIV. CRAIOVA to hospital at the full-time whistle.

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Billy Bludgeon

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