Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 7
Lucys Wanderers				Letsbe Avinya

Goal Scorers
		9 Vin Daloo 719 7 10 Nick Severything 813 16 9 Terry Fick 753 28 8 Dan De Lion* 806 40 9 Fox Indabox* 749 55 (pen) 10 Willie Stroker 807 66 10 Jack Soffalot 784 82

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 2 3
39	Possession	61
10	Shots	17
10	Fouls	8
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb		80
2	A.Hugnkiss		75
3	M.Rohsopht	(1)	53
4	E.Dover		74
5	B.Frapples		76
6	L.DeHand		83
7	B.Early	(1)	49
8	H.Fire		82
9	H.First	(69)	80
10	E.Whatarmy	(37)	77
11	A.Meway	(1)	45
12	D.Druff	(1)	75
13	V.Crow	(1) (37)	77
14	A.Hugnkiss	(1)	83
15	C.Mass		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	1.Past 720		88
2	9.Fick 753		87
3	8.De Lion* 806		90
4	8.Entwitcher* 723		88
5	9.Nomates 814		89
6	9.Daloo 719		87
7	9.Inalaff 792	(1)	45
8	8.Baldie* 752	(1)	45
9	1.Woanty 709	(1)	54
10	1.Soffalot 784	(78)	89
11	9.Indabox* 749	(38)	87
12	1.Stroker 807	(1)	88
13	1.Severything 813	(1)	87
14	1.Dupinnots 836	(1)	89
15	8.Ontback 786		0
16	1.Dabuss 597		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	9 Vin Daloo 719	from a free kick
16 mins	10 Nick Severything 813	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
28 mins	9 Terry Fick 753	with a strike from the left wing
30 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	Lucys Wanderers	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
37 mins	Val Crow	Unsporting behaviour
37 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	Unsporting behaviour
38 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	Flying a kite
40 mins	8 Dan De Lion* 806	with a brave flying header
45 mins	Lucys Wanderers	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
55 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins	Lucys Wanderers	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
66 mins	10 Willie Stroker 807	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
69 mins	Hugo First	Indecent exposure
78 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	Indecent exposure
82 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 784	with a great solo effort

Match Report

Lucys Wanderers played a blinder against Letsbe Avinya. They would probably have faired better if they were blindfolded. 7 - 0 isn't a football score, it's the dialling code for Swansea.
Whatever it is Delia Smith is putting in Letsbe Avinya's water, we'd like some.
Lucys Wanderers's keeper Adam Bomb is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Letsbe Avinya's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Val Crow and Ewan Whatarmy were booked by Simon Pieman when they appeared on the pitch in matching pink tutus.
The reckless actions of Hugo First cost his Lucys Wanderers a goal when 9 Fox Indabox* 749 converted from the spot.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated lucy louisiana after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Delia Smith in court and I want those points back."
So what are Lucys Wanderers made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Rainy

Muddy Pitch