Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 9
HOWE FC				M.I.A

Goal Scorers
		Gabriel Jesus 7, 65, 82 Mohammed Salah 18, 51 Alphonse Davies 25 Leandro Trossard 44, 72 Martin Odegaard 58 (pen)

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	2 5 3
40	Possession	60
11	Shots	16
9	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Psycho
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Ranks		79
2	U.Daway		73
3	B.Ding		75
4	W.Deer		66
5	A.CLR Kaseltzer	(45)	74
6	W.Melon		81
7	D.CLR Lect		84
8	S.CLR Urai	(45)	60
9	A.Rudder	(58)	78
10	L.CLR Batchford		82
11	J.CLR Czarfunee	(45)	45
12	A.Birthday		0
13	B.Cherry	(45)	75
14	L.Gilaker		0
15	F.CLR Bisceps	(45)	77
16	B.CLR Dover	(45)	78

1	B.Leno		89
2	K.Trippier		89
3	B.Fernandes	(1)	45
4	B.Saka		88
5	L.Bailey	(59)	88
6	M.Odegaard		88
7	C.Palmer		87
8	J.Maddison	(1)	63
9	M.Salah		89
10	J.Alvarez	(1)	45
11	L.Trossard		88
12	P.Cech		0
13	R.James		0
14	A.Davies	(1)	90
15	K.Mitoma	(1)	88
16	G.Jesus	(1)	90


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
1 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
7 mins	Gabriel Jesus	with a dink right on the goal line
18 mins	Mohammed Salah	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
25 mins	Alphonse Davies	with a spectacular bicycle kick
30 mins	M.I.A	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
44 mins	Leandro Trossard	with a thunderous shot from distance
45 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
51 mins	Mohammed Salah	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
58 mins	Abe Rudder	Dangerous tackling
58 mins	Martin Odegaard	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Leon Bailey	Faking injury
59 mins	Wayne Deer	A sprained wrist
60 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
65 mins	Gabriel Jesus	with a strike from the left wing
72 mins	Leandro Trossard	with a belter from his own half
82 mins	Gabriel Jesus	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

There's only one word for what happened to HOWE FC here. They were mauled, well and truly. How else can you describe being beaten 9 - 0? That's not losing, losing would suggest they competed in some way.
Maybe HOWE FC should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Free kicks overkill.
A spectacular strike with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area sealed Gabriel Jesus's hat trick for M.I.A.
M.I.A's manager Mark Walpole has struck it lucky with his strikers. They're both like gold dust.
Billy Bludgeon awarded a penalty when a gun was waved in the face of M.I.A's Martin Odegaard in the box. He duly converted from the spot.
"We're totally behind M.I.A," claimed one of their supporters following today's valuable win. "If they carry on playing this well, every other team will be behind them too."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Joe CLR Czarfunee told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Snowy

Frozen Pitch