Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 12
United Cats				Super Imps

Goal Scorers
		10 Mason Yerface* 758 6, 22, 61, 67, 82 10 Bo Delicious 758 9 9 Hugh Jars 822 15 (pen), 41 (pen), 45 9 Dan Gleebitz 770 49, 56, 89

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
35	Possession	65
9	Shots	19
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Frapples		78
2	L.Nover		76
3	B.Arrow	(1)	53
4	W.Deer	(69)	71
5	M.Absent		66
6	H.Seek		0
7	A.Kaholic	(1)	51
8	E.Ible		74
9	A.Birthday		0
10	S.Freak	(1)	45
11	X.Breath		81
12	L.Lyde	(1)	77
13	D.Tater	(1)	82
14	A.Abet	(1)	60
15	B.Board		0
16	J.Nasium		0

1	1.Dover 608		89
2	1.De Lion 830		89
3	9.Kaholic 752	(1)	79
4	1.NDidi 841		88
5	1.Delicious 758		78
6	9.Bull 783	(1)	45
7	9.Gleebitz 770		90
8	9.Kiri* 795		88
9	1.Bimajik 805		88
10	9.Jars 822	(42)	91
11	1.Peacock* 684	(1)	63
12	1.Yerface* 758	(1) (69)	92
13	1.Dazzler 806	(1) (86)	88
14	8.O Shae 807	(1)	90
15	9.Wood 799		0
16	1.Ring-Hanz 467		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Defensive
1 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
6 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
6 mins	United Cats	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
9 mins	10 Bo Delicious 758	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
15 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
30 mins	Super Imps	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
36 mins	10 Bo Delicious 758	A mild concussion
41 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	after ref awarded a penalty
42 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	Foul and abusive language
42 mins	Marcus Absent	A sprained wrist
45 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	9 Hugh Jars 822	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
49 mins	9 Dan Gleebitz 770	from a corner
56 mins	9 Dan Gleebitz 770	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
60 mins	Super Imps	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
61 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
67 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	with a great chip from the left wing
69 mins	Wayne Deer	Foul and abusive language
69 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	Foul and abusive language
75 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
75 mins	United Cats	changed from Attacking to Defensive
82 mins	10 Mason Yerface* 758	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
86 mins	10 Bobby Dazzler 806	Time wasting
89 mins	9 Dan Gleebitz 770	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

United Cats conceded 12 in 90 minutes for this 12 - 0 hammering against Super Imps . Quite a feat when you think about it.
Maybe United Cats should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Jogging overkill.
If United Cats were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. Super Imps had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
9 Dan Gleebitz 770 might have only had three touches all game, but he made them all count bagging a hat trick for his troubles.
United Cats's manager Hap Hazard needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
Wayne Deer and 10 Mason Yerface* 758 clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Simon Pieman's book.
United Cats look about as convinving playing in the 4 5 1 formation as they would if boss Hap Hazard sent them out in dresses.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager Hap Hazard "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
null Apparently United Cats were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Soft Pitch