Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(0) 0
Touchnplay				Ban-air Bandits

Goal Scorers
Alf Abet 27, 49 Chris Johnston 38 Chad Terbocks 60, 72

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1
58	Possession	42
18	Shots	11
9	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.Sirr		89
2	L.Stooth		90
3	A.Tricity		89
4	H.First		87
5	R.Ingleaves	(1)	45
6	J.Bradley		88
7	R.Cranium	(1)	62
8	F.Furter	(36)	87
9	A.Sapple	(1)	54
10	C.Johnston		87
11	C.Terbocks		88
12	A.Abet	(1)	88
13	A.Nino		0
14	R.Sance	(1)	89
15	R.Meeblind	(1)	88
16	C.Lear		0

1	B.Crobbery		81
2	W.Dipoo		67
3	L.Sirr	(1)	53
4	W.Maykit		66
5	P.Zaria		74
6	H.Voor		83
7	A.Thetires	(1)	51
8	A.Structible	(63)	80
9	L.Tarred		83
10	N.Ovtime		72
11	J.Frayed	(1)	45
12	C.Arm	(1)	75
13	K.Cook	(1) (30)	79
14	W.Deer	(1)	83
15	W.Bago		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
27 mins	Alf Abet	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
30 mins	Ban-air Bandits	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
30 mins	Kent Cook	High kicking
36 mins	Frank Furter	Head butting
36 mins	Winnie Dipoo	A mild concussion
38 mins	Chris Johnston	with a belter from the halfway line
49 mins	Alf Abet	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
60 mins	Ban-air Bandits	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
63 mins	Andy Structible	Time wasting
71 mins	Nick Ovtime	A sprained wrist
72 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Ban-air Bandits	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack

Match Report

An easy three points for Touchnplay as they almost walked to a 5 - 0 win over Ban-air Bandits.
With little sign of organisation from manager Lad X, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Ban-air Bandits could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Ban-air Bandits's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Touchnplay's Lou Stooth was the undisputed Man Of The Match today. His performance was show-stealing.
"Before we went out there I told the boys that I could see the carrot at the end of the tunnel," Joe Bradley told the gathering press after the match. "You see, I promise results, not promises."
The season is a marathon, not a sprint, right? So with Touchnplay winning at a brisk stroll, you have to wonder if they've got what it takes for a marathon, or even a sprint.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Snowy

Frozen Pitch