Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 4
United Cats				Letsbe Avinya

Goal Scorers
		8 Garry Baldie* 752 17 10 Nick Severything 813 27 8 Dan De Lion* 806 45 10 Willie Stroker 807 66 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
47	Possession	53
11	Shots	13
9	Fouls	2
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Frapples		79
2	L.Nover		76
3	B.Arrow	(1)	53
4	W.Deer		79
5	M.Absent		75
6	H.Seek		84
7	A.Kaholic	(1)	51
8	E.Ible	(70)	79
9	A.Birthday		83
10	S.Freak	(1)	45
11	X.Breath		81
12	L.Lyde	(1)	76
13	D.Tater	(1) (59)	77
14	A.Abet	(1)	60
15	B.Board		0
16	J.Nasium		0

1	1.Past 720		88
2	8.De Lion* 806		89
3	9.Daloo 719	(1)	79
4	9.Inalaff 792		89
5	1.Severything 813		89
6	8.Ontback 786	(1)	45
7	1.Dupinnots 836		88
8	8.Baldie* 752		88
9	1.Stroker 807		88
10	1.Soffalot 784	(1)	57
11	1.Woanty 709		87
12	9.Indabox* 749	(1) (59)	78
13	9.Nomates 814	(1)	89
14	9.Kerr 783	(1)	89
15	9.Fick 753		0
16	1.Dabuss 597		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
17 mins	8 Garry Baldie* 752	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
17 mins	United Cats	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
27 mins	10 Nick Severything 813	from a free kick
30 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
32 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	A mild concussion
45 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	8 Dan De Lion* 806	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
59 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 749	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Dick Tater	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
66 mins	10 Willie Stroker 807	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins	Ed Ible	Time wasting
75 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Attacking to Defensive
75 mins	United Cats	changed from Attacking to Defensive

Match Report

A bad day at the office for United Cats who crumpled under the slightest amount of pressure from an ordinary Letsbe Avinya side to leave them nursing a 4 - 0 defeat.
What a tactician Letsbe Avinya manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Delia Smith would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Letsbe Avinya keeper 10 Na-wei Past 720 had the kind of day that would make David Seamen weep. Not even a few teasing high balls could spoil this man's day.
After today's performance United Cats's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
9 Fox Indabox* 749 and Dick Tater had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
United Cats look about as convinving playing in the 4 5 1 formation as they would if boss Hap Hazard sent them out in dresses.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked 8 Pat Ontback 786. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
If you make one mistake it is perhaps understandable, two could be said to be careless, but how about 4? What's that? Hopeless?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Hard Pitch