Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(1) 3
Jellybellies				M.I.A

Goal Scorers
		Leandro Trossard 38 Martin Odegaard 50 Julian Alvarez 65

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
48	Possession	52
13	Shots	12
5	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew	(1)	65
2	L.Lyde		77
3	M.Labor		76
4	A.Sapple		76
5	D.Lesgettham		77
6	A.Gator		84
7	U.Daway		84
8	J.Strap		82
9	F.Bisceps*	(1)	59
10	T.Vision		81
11	D.Geruss	(1)	45
12	R.Sance		0
13	H.Voor	(1)	75
14	A.Meway		0
15	S.Manilla	(1) (63)	78
16	S.Cola	(1)	81

1	B.Leno		88
2	K.Trippier	(60)	87
3	J.Cancelo	(1)	71
4	L.Bailey		88
5	J.Maddison		87
6	M.Odegaard		89
7	C.Palmer		79
8	B.Guimares	(1)	63
9	M.Salah		88
10	E.Haaland	(1)	45
11	L.Trossard		88
12	P.Cech		0
13	R.James		0
14	A.Davies	(1)	90
15	K.Mitoma	(1)	88
16	J.Alvarez	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
11 mins	Cole Palmer	blasted a penalty into row z
38 mins	Leandro Trossard	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
38 mins	M.I.A	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
38 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
50 mins	Martin Odegaard	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
60 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
60 mins	Keiran Trippier	Spitting
60 mins	Herbie Voor	A mild concussion
63 mins	Sam Manilla	Unsporting behaviour
65 mins	Julian Alvarez	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

Jellybellies were clearly off colour during their 3 - 0 defeat by M.I.A.
Jelly Belly would be as well giving his squad singing lessons for all the good the Corners training seems to be doing them.
Adam Meway decided to give the game a miss because he had hiccups.
Some great communication between M.I.A keeper Bernd Leno and his defence resulted in a clean sheet and an impressive result against Jellybellies.
This game resembled Pong. Every time Jellybellies got the ball forward, M.I.A would steal it off them and launch a counter attack.
The outstanding display today was from Man Of The Match Alphonse Davies he had the kind of game that would make Tina Turner write songs about him.
Much criticised Jellybellies manager Jelly Belly looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that M.I.A scored."
You know you're on the right lines when the opposition look relieved to be put out of their misery.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch