Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(2) 3
Rathpeacon				HOWE FC

Goal Scorers
Lee Nover 83		Larry Gilaker 23, 45 Joe CLR Czarfunee 90

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	Diamond
60	Possession	40
17	Shots	8
8	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Gravity		77
2	C.Needzit		77
3	A.Structible	(41,83)	66
4	J.Strap		67
5	B.Ding		78
6	D.Lect		82
7	C.Needzit		82
8	H.Fire		82
9	A.Kaseltzer		85
10	L.Lyde		84
11	L.Nover		86
12	S.Dup		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	A.Hugnkiss*		0

1	B.Ranks		90
2	U.Daway		85
3	B.Ding		87
4	W.Deer		83
5	B.Cherry	(41)	65
6	W.Melon		88
7	C.Lear		87
8	D.CLR Lect	(57)	88
9	A.Rudder	(45)	71
10	L.CLR Batchford	(45)	45
11	L.Gilaker		89
12	A.Birthday		0
13	A.CLR Kaseltzer	(41)	87
14	L.Sirr		0
15	R.Kleiner	(45)	87
16	J.CLR Czarfunee	(45)	89


Time	Person	Description
23 mins	Larry Gilaker	with a spectacular bicycle kick
41 mins	Andy Structible	No apparent reason
41 mins	Buster Cherry	A broken cheek bone
45 mins	Larry Gilaker	with a powerful header into the top corner
57 mins	Daryl CLR Lect	Two-footed tackle
60 mins	Rathpeacon	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
83 mins	Andy Structible	Time wasting
83 mins	Lee Nover	with the bumcheek of God
90 mins	Joe CLR Czarfunee	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

Rathpeacon just couldn't find the answers to the questions HOWE FC posed in their 3 - 1 defeat.
The team's performance is credit to the HOWE FC manager Steve Jones and his decision to send his team Visit disco.
Amanda Hugnkiss* didn't turn up for Rathpeacon 's game because he'd drunk too many energy drinks the night before and was still as high as a kite when he woke up.
Like an accused woman, HOWE FC were on the defensive from the start. And like a woman in an argument they defeated Rathpeacon and their pitiful counters.
Like the Pied Piper, HOWE FC's Bordon Ranks plays the tune and the rest follow.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned Rathpeacon manager Eamonn Hawe. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
Rathpeacon are the sort of side who always give it their best shot, unfortunately during this match it wasn't on target.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Muddy Pitch