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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 24 Nov 2024 (Day: 45/47)
Credit Balance = 0
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(0) 0 - (3) 5
Rathpeacon   Fallen Empires

 
 
Goal Scorers
  The Akkadians 12, 77
The Persians 24 (pen), 53
The Vikings 40  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation2 5 3
43Possession57
11Shots12
9Fouls8
1Yellow Cards2
1Red Cards0
6Offsides5
Use WingsStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
AstrosBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1A.Gravity75
2C.Needzit76
3A.Structible76
4J.Strap65
5B.Ding74
6D.Lect82
7C.Needzit83
8H.Fire84
9A.Kaseltzer82
10L.Lyde82
11L.Nover (35,71)67
12S.Dup0
13N.Ovtime0
14L.Lyde0
15F.Furter0
16A.Hugnkiss*0
1T.Mongols89
2T.Celts90
3T.Athenians (1)71
4T.Hasburgs (34)87
5T.Parthians (73)87
6T.Samurai (1)88
7T.Saracens88
8T.Ottomans88
9T.Romans (1)45
10T.Persians89
11T.Akkadians90
12T.Saxons (1)88
13T.Vikings (1)88
14T.British (1)89
15T.Sea People0
16T.French0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsFallen Empireschanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 12 minsThe Akkadiansafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 24 minsThe Persiansafter ref awarded a penalty
 30 minsFallen Empireschanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 34 minsThe HasburgsTime wasting
 35 minsLee NoverHigh kicking
 40 minsThe Vikingswith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 45 minsFallen Empireschanged from Counter Attack to Defensive
 53 minsThe Persianswith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 60 minsRathpeacon changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
 71 minsLee NoverRepeated fouling
 73 minsThe ParthiansScrapping
 77 minsThe Akkadianswith a thunderous shot from distance
 
 
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Match Report
If you score more goals than your opponents, you win matches. It's obviously a bridge too far for Rathpeacon who were lucky to only lose 5 - 0 against Fallen Empires.
Does Rathpeacon manager Eamonn Hawe know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Rathpeacon 's clueless display we'd guess not.
The only hope Rathpeacon have of turning goalie Andy Gravity into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
What a midfield Fallen Empires have. Rathpeacon didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
After an agricultural tackle from Andy Structible, the ref had no hesitation in pointing to the spot. Fallen Empires's The Persians didn't hesitate to convert it either.
Rathpeacon manager Eamonn Hawe told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Fallen Empires wouldn't have won."
A bad day at the office? It might explain why Rathpeacon were so easily beaten. shouldn't they have been on a football pitch?
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Terence Trendy
 
Snowy
 
Frozen Pitch
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