Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(1) 2
Fallen Empires				Parkers Plonkers

Goal Scorers
The Spartans 14 (pen) The Akkadians 27, 55 The Romans 71		Bjorn Free 43 Lance Lyde 74

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2
65	Possession	35
18	Shots	8
11	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	T.Mongols		89
2	T.Celts		86
3	T.British	(1)	70
4	T.Greeks D19	(26)	87
5	T.Hasburgs		89
6	T.Saxons	(1)	89
7	T.Saracens	(46,73)	81
8	T.Ottomans		89
9	T.Romans		87
10	T.Spartans		89
11	T.Zhou Dynasty	(1)	45
12	T.Gauls	(1)	90
13	T.Akkadians	(1)	88
14	T.Athenians	(1)	86
15	T.Samurai		0
16	T.French		0

1	X.Money	(15)	45
2	L.Tarred	(15)	69
3	B.Tagg		73
4	L.Briccant	(15)	65
5	N.Ovtime		81
6	R.Ingleaves		84
7	W.Maykit		84
8	H.First		82
9	M.Labor	(61)	76
10	L.Lyde		79
11	B.Free		88
12	B.Nessround	(15)	80
13	B.Dover	(15)	76
14	S.Night	(15)	76
15	L.Sirr		0
16	D.Pipes		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
14 mins	The Spartans	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	The Greeks D19	Spitting
26 mins	Lance Lyde	A mild concussion
27 mins	The Akkadians	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
30 mins	Parkers Plonkers	changed from Defensive to Attacking
30 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Attacking to Defensive
43 mins	Bjorn Free	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
45 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Defensive to Attacking
46 mins	The Saracens	Indecent exposure
55 mins	The Akkadians	with a brave flying header
60 mins	Parkers Plonkers	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
60 mins	Fallen Empires	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
61 mins	Manuel Labor	Obstruction
71 mins	The Romans	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
73 mins	The Saracens	Shirt pulling
74 mins	Lance Lyde	from a goal kick
75 mins	Parkers Plonkers	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive

Match Report

Against all odds, Fallen Empires showed some real spirit to record a very useful win over Parkers Plonkers. That the winning margin, at 4 - 2, was narrow matters not one jot.
The Parkers Plonkers fans were calling for the head of manager Tom Parker after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Fallen Empires had so much possession they made The Exorcist look a vicar's tea party.
Parkers Plonkers were trying to play 'sexy football', but ended up shagged by Fallen Empires and their classic passing game.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, Fallen Empires's The Spartans stepped up to put the resulting penalty in the back of the net with aplomb. He kicked the ball first though.
"That's not the best we've played recently," offered manager Tom Parker following his side's defeat. "We've played a lot better than that and won. We need to start doing that again."
Parkers Plonkers are doing everything right, all they need to do now is get the scoring more goals than the opposition bit right and they're in business.

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