Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 5
Parkers Plonkers				Floriana FC

Goal Scorers
		Jordan Henry 13, 66 Antony Spiteri 25 Michael Rees 43 Jamie Critchlow 85 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	2 5 3
38	Possession	62
12	Shots	19
24	Fouls	8
8	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	X.Money		78
2	L.Tarred	(14)	70
3	D.Pipes		76
4	S.Night		77
5	N.Ovtime	(76)	79
6	L.Sirr	(60)	78
7	W.Maykit	(30,80)	72
8	H.First	(71)	80
9	H.Annsaw	(14)	80
10	D.Geruss	(20)	71
11	B.Free	(90)	80
12	B.Tagg		0
13	R.Ingleaves		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	B.Dover		0
16	B.Nessround		0

1	M.Richardson		87
2	H.Savva	(37)	89
3	M.Obeng	(1)	88
4	A.Finill		79
5	J.Rees		75
6	M.Rees		76
7	J.Hale	(1)	45
8	W.Jackson		88
9	P.Walker	(1)	45
10	J.Critchlow		88
11	M.Graham		78
12	D.Robbins		0
13	C.Walker	(1)	74
14	A.Spiteri	(1)	89
15	C.Howlett		0
16	J.Henry	(1) (76)	90


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Floriana FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
7 mins	Marc Graham	A mild concussion
13 mins	Jordan Henry	with a spectacular bicycle kick
14 mins	Huang Annsaw	Unsporting behaviour
14 mins	Leo Tarred	Unsporting behaviour
15 mins	Floriana FC	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
20 mins	Dan Geruss	Shirt pulling
20 mins	Charlie Walker	A mild concussion
25 mins	Antony Spiteri	with a strike from the left wing
30 mins	Willie Maykit	Stealing
37 mins	Harry Savva	Spitting
39 mins	Ashley Finill	A mild concussion
43 mins	Michael Rees	with a great solo effort
50 mins	Michael Rees	A broken leg
60 mins	Floriana FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins	Lou Sirr	Stealing
66 mins	Jordan Henry	with a great volley from 10 yards out
71 mins	Hugo First	Squabbling
71 mins	Jason Rees	A broken finger
76 mins	Jordan Henry	Head butting
76 mins	Nick Ovtime	Head butting
80 mins	Willie Maykit	Shirt pulling
85 mins	Jamie Critchlow	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Bjorn Free	Indecent exposure

Match Report

Judging by the way Floriana FC set about their task, winning the game 5 - 0, it was Parkers Plonkers who breathed the sigh of relief when the ref blew up for full time.
What a tactician Floriana FC manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Antony Spiteri would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Floriana FC manager Antony Spiteri agreed to give Jordan Henry a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 2 goals.
Parkers Plonkers need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
Neither team took any prisoners in this grudge match judging by the 11 bookings. If they did take prisoners they'd probably torture them.
Huang Annsaw and Leo Tarred were booked by Terrence Frisk when they appeared on the pitch in matching pink tutus.
Floriana FC's Antony Spiteri is clearly deeply in love with 2 5 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"After a win like that," crowed manager Antony Spiteri, "I can look in the mirror every day and be pleased with what I'm doing here, never rattling anyone's feathers."
The world of commerce could take a leaf out of Floriana FC's book, they're looking like they're about to do some brisk business when it comes to picking up points.

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Terrence Frisk

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