Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 4
Los Ingobernables				Cubana Villains

Goal Scorers
		Ed Ible 13 Dinah Sore..699 * 36, 60, 76

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	5 4 1
29	Possession	71
5	Shots	18
7	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Ketchum		77
2	M.Withnoname		71
3	W.Smithers		75
4	S.Noble		76
5	K.Kringle		75
6	S.Perb	(63)	79
7	B.Cat	(44)	79
8	L.Lettuce		82
9	E.Gunnn		76
10	S.Iversen		83
11	A.Pandy		83
12	C.Crosses		0
13	J.Priest		0
14	L.Miserables		0
15	F.Fitzgerald		0
16	B.Thekid		0

1	A.Meway	(1)	70
2	F.Furter...592		89
3	R.Kleiner...732		87
4	V.Tire..689		89
5	E.Roids	(1)	80
6	U.Daway..739		89
7	C.Lear....696 *		89
8	E.Ible	(87)	88
9	K.Opener *		88
10	S.Down		90
11	H.Fire...568 *	(1)	45
12	K.Dewitt..775		0
13	V.Tire..664	(1)	89
14	D.Sore..699 *	(1) (44)	90
15	A.Thetires *		0
16	A.Hugnkiss....461	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Nutter to Normal
1 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
13 mins	Ed Ible	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
15 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
36 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
44 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	Head butting
44 mins	Bob Cat	Head butting
45 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Cubana Villains	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
63 mins	Sue Perb	Obstruction
76 mins	Dinah Sore..699 *	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
87 mins	Ed Ible	Indecent exposure

Match Report

It's so easy to get confused. Los Ingobernables know they are a side capable of beating anyone on their day. After losing 4 - 0 to Cubana Villains this obviously wasn't the day they thought it was.
With little sign of organisation from manager G B, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, Los Ingobernables couldn't get themselves arrested.
Hat trick hero Dinah Sore..699 * got to keep the ball after the match which was a bit of a blow for Los Ingobernables because it was the only decent ball they had.
Scouts were seen watching Cubana Villains 's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Dinah Sore..699 * and Bob Cat were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Los Ingobernables's G B is clearly deeply in love with 4 3 3 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager G B after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
After this defeat, Los Ingobernables boss G B has got his work cut out. If all else fails at least he could start blaming the ref for his side losing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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