Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(0) 0
Paide Linnameeskond				Ravens of England

Goal Scorers

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	5 4 1
53	Possession	47
15	Shots	12
7	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	M.Skeeto		88
2	B.Weiser		89
3	J.Atrics		89
4	A.Luminum		88
5	H.Mungous*	(1)	89
6	B.Cherry	(59)	86
7	B.Ender*	(1)	45
8	B.Crobbery		86
9	H.deMann		85
10	J.Credible	(1)	45
11	A.Sapple		87
12	A.Tricity		0
13	A.Tricity	(1)	88
14	S.Manilla	(1)	85
15	A.Tricity		0
16	J.Czarfunee*	(1) (59)	83

1	A.Bomb	(1)	68
2	L.Lyde...687		88
3	D.Buratto..701		87
4	B.Ding....653		87
5	S.Knot*	(1)	72
6	J.Nasium..740		87
7	A.Abet..700	(59)	82
8	E.Dover..731		86
9	J.Credible	(1)	53
10	J.Frayed....694		87
11	W.Melon..740		87
12	W.Deer....565 *		0
13	V.Tire....650 *	(1)	86
14	H.Fire...607 *	(1)	88
15	J.Frayed		0
16	H.Mungous	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Nutter to Pansy
1 mins	Paide Linnameeskond	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins	Paide Linnameeskond	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
45 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
59 mins	Joe Czarfunee*	Scrapping
59 mins	Alf Abet..700	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Buster Cherry	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	Paide Linnameeskond	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	Paide Linnameeskond	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack

Match Report

The groundsman was clearly wasting his time when he put the nets up for this dire 0 - 0 draw between Ravens of England and Paide Linnameeskond, two sides who should ask for a donkey and a banjo for Christmas.
The Corners work this once overweight and overhung squad has been doing saw them earn this point.
What do you have to do to beat this guy? Ravens of England keeper Hugh Mungous played a blinder and got a clean sheet as his reward.
Alf Abet..700 and Buster Cherry clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Butch Gravelneck's book.
Not even the impact of Vlad Tire....650 * could give Ravens of England the push they needed to overcome their opponents yesterday.
"I can't work out how .. .. managed to get out of the game with a point," grunted Ravens of England's annoyed boss Ty Jones. "He knows nothing about football, he thinks tactics are tiny breathmints."
Maybe the groundsman will think twice next time about spending all that time putting up the nets only for them not to get used. Ungrateful lot.

Extra Information

Referee

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Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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