Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 8
Los Ingobernables				Newcastle legends

Goal Scorers
		Faustino Asprilla 10 779 18, 45 Shola Ameobi 10 816* 29, 89 Andy Cole 10 781 36, 65 Laurent Robert 8 830 54 (pen), 78

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
40	Possession	60
11	Shots	16
10	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	C.Crosses		75
2	J.Priest		73
3	N.Trinity		70
4	B.Loblaw		71
5	K.Kringle		69
6	L.Miserables		82
7	F.Fitzgerald	(34)	78
8	B.Thekid	(63)	76
9	S.Moon		81
10	J.Paraguay		78
11	E.Gunnn		76
12	A.Ketchum		0
13	W.Smithers		0
14	S.Iversen		0
15	B.Cat		0
16	A.Pandy		0

1	S.Given 10 648		90
2	W.Barton 10 830		87
3	T.Bramble 8 786*		89
4	J.Gutierrez 6 792*	(1)	62
5	S.Taylor 9 818		90
6	O.Bernard 8 802		87
7	N.Solano 10 818	(1)	45
8	L.Robert 8 830		89
9	A.Cole 10 781	(80)	87
10	S.Ameobi 10 816*		89
11	L.Ferdinand 8 774*	(1)	45
12	N.Dabizas 9 796	(1)	75
13	K.Gillespie 9 828	(1)	87
14	P.Beardsley 9 798*		0
15	D.Ginola 9 798		0
16	F.Asprilla 10 779	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Attacking
15 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
18 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
30 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
34 mins	F. Scott Fitzgerald	Head butting
34 mins	Nikos Dabizas 9 796	A sprained wrist
36 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	with the hand of God
45 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
45 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
54 mins	Laurent Robert 8 830	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Billy Thekid	Annoying the referee
65 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	with the bumcheek of God
75 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Attacking
75 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
78 mins	Laurent Robert 8 830	with the hand of God
80 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	Scrapping
89 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

After taking a humiliating 8 - 0 hiding by Newcastle legends on the chin at least Los Ingobernables can claim to do something with style. Lose.
The team's performance is credit to the Newcastle legends manager Testing Formations and his decision to send his team Nice rest.
Even if there was two balls on the pitch, Los Ingobernables couldn't spoil Newcastle legends keeper Shay Given 10 648's clean sheet performance.
Give the Los Ingobernables strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 4 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for G B most of his squad are best on the bench.
"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again," offered Testing Formations when asked if his side could keep up their winning ways following today's three points.
Results that look like phone numbers? Maybe Newcastle legends could reign themselves in for their next match and only try beating the opposition by a tennis score.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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