Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(0) 1
The Tacticians				Nanosoft

Goal Scorers
Teddy Sheringham 79		Dan Geruss 824 46

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	3 5 2
46	Possession	54
12	Shots	14
14	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Manninger		88
2	P.Scholes	(1)	52
3	P.Chimbonda	(1)	75
4	P.Evra		82
5	D.Beckham		71
6	G.Kinkladze		86
7	S.Gerrard		86
8	J.Okocha		87
9	R.Giggs		85
10	G.Zola	(1)	45
11	T.Sheringham	(32)	88
12	P.Cech		0
13	G.Neville	(1)	82
14	D.Bergkamp	(1)	87
15	F.Lampard		0
16	R.Carvalho	(1)	71

1	A.Gator 590	(1)	45
2	L.Sirr 818	(54)	79
3	A.Rudder 829		82
4	M.Rohsopht 717*	(27)	78
5	T.Urchips 847		85
6	J.Frayed 807		87
7	S.Dup 826	(80)	83
8	T.Burr 807	(1)	53
9	L.Briccant 842		86
10	D.Geruss 824		90
11	A.Kaholic 821*	(1)	45
12	H.deMan 742	(1)	79
13	T.Vision 787		0
14	D.Sore 815		0
15	H.Fire 823	(1)	86
16	C.Arm 829	(1)	86


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Defensive to Attacking
27 mins	Mike Rohsopht 717*	Obstruction
27 mins	Ricardo Carvalho	A broken arm
30 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Attacking to Defensive
30 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
32 mins	Teddy Sheringham	Unsporting behaviour
46 mins	Dan Geruss 824	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
54 mins	Lou Sirr 818	Scrapping
60 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Hugh deMan 742	A mild concussion
79 mins	Teddy Sheringham	with a spectacular bicycle kick
79 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
80 mins	Stan Dup 826	Squabbling
80 mins	David Beckham	A broken leg

Match Report

A 1 - 1 draw was always on the cards for these two teams. Shame no one told them before kick off, they could have done something useful for 90 minutes instead.
There's got to be more to The Tacticians's game than Defence, as impressive and well rehearsed as that is.
The 0th minute change over of Alc Kaholic 821* for Carl Arm 829, orchestrated by Mr Anderson, made absolutely no difference to the final result.
"A draw!" one The Tacticians fan complained. "I'd draw a gun on The Rhino unless he does a better job soon."
Thankfully football is frequently a game of two halves. Not so thankfully, if the halves are as bad as this you can keep them.

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Simon Pieman

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