Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(2) 4
Great Yarmouth Town				sMAshEd

Goal Scorers
Chanda Lear 87		Finn Ischer 15, 29 Pete Zaria 49, 68

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	2 5 3
33	Possession	67
7	Shots	17
6	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Rohsopht		81
2	J.King		76
3	L.Stooth		77
4	K.Dewitt	(1)	67
5	A.Birthday		76
6	C.Lear		87
7	B.Crobbery	(1)	51
8	B.Dwyer		82
9	P.Pantz		81
10	P.Zaria		74
11	D.Sore	(1)	60
12	W.Leggrowbach	(1)	85
13	B.Dover	(1)	67
14	K.Cook	(1)	75
15	U.Daway		0
16	D.Buratto		0

1	H.Dropalot		89
2	C.Needzit	(1)	54
3	L.Nover		87
4	A.Gator		87
5	E.Whatarmy		89
6	A.Sapple		78
7	R.Kleiner	(1)	53
8	C.Lingus		89
9	P.Zaria		90
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer		89
12	K.Dewitt	(1)	87
13	R.Cranium	(1) (51)	85
14	K.Opener	(1)	88
15	T.Urchips		0
16	B.Tagg		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	Great Yarmouth Town	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
15 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Attacking to Defensive
15 mins	Finn Ischer	with a great chip from the left wing
15 mins	Great Yarmouth Town	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
29 mins	Finn Ischer	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
49 mins	Pete Zaria	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
51 mins	Richard Cranium	Repeated diving
51 mins	Pete Zaria	A mild concussion
62 mins	Adam Sapple	A mild concussion
68 mins	Pete Zaria	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
75 mins	Great Yarmouth Town	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
87 mins	Chanda Lear	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

For all their huffing and puffing, Great Yarmouth Town couldn't blow down the little pigs' houses nor could the take any points off sMAshEd who beat them 4 - 1.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Jogging will turn round the fortunes of Great Yarmouth Town . That idiot is Ted Fawler.
To say that Great Yarmouth Town played football would be stretching the point a little far seeing as they barely saw a ball all match.
sMAshEd really caught Great Yarmouth Town napping with some great long ball attacks - it was so Wimbledon the ball nearly reached Milton Keynes.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Great Yarmouth Town go out in 4 1 3 1 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"That's not the best we've played recently," offered manager Ted Fawler following his side's defeat. "We've played a lot better than that and won. We need to start doing that again."
Like Robert The Bruce said, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. In the case of Great Yarmouth Town they were certainly trying. Very trying.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Muddy Pitch