Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(0) 1
sMAshEd				FC Jazz Pori

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria 9 Finn Ischer 47		Justin Credible 88 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 2 3
51	Possession	49
15	Shots	13
8	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	H.Dropalot		88
2	C.Needzit	(1)	53
3	L.Nover		87
4	A.Gator	(37)	84
5	R.Kleiner	(70)	80
6	A.Sapple		89
7	C.Lingus	(1)	45
8	E.Whatarmy		88
9	P.Zaria		89
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer		89
12	K.Dewitt	(1)	86
13	R.Cranium	(1)	90
14	K.Opener	(1)	87
15	T.Urchips		0
16	B.Tagg		0

1	M.Skeeto		83
2	B.Weiser		77
3	J.Atrics		78
4	A.Tricity		77
5	A.Luminum	(15)	79
6	B.Cherry	(72)	73
7	B.Ender*	(15)	45
8	B.Crobbery		83
9	B.Free*	(15)	45
10	J.Credible	(36)	86
11	A.Sapple		83
12	A.Tricity		0
13	H.Mungous*	(15)	77
14	S.Manilla	(15)	81
15	A.Tricity		0
16	J.Czarfunee*	(15)	83


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Pete Zaria	with a thunderous shot from distance
15 mins	FC Jazz Pori	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
30 mins	FC Jazz Pori	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
36 mins	Justin Credible	Annoying the referee
37 mins	Ali Gator	Shirt pulling
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
47 mins	Finn Ischer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	FC Jazz Pori	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
70 mins	Rick Kleiner	Faking injury
72 mins	Buster Cherry	Annoying the referee
75 mins	FC Jazz Pori	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
75 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
88 mins	Justin Credible	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

sMAshEd's Finn Ischer settled the game after a pigeon distracted the keeper.
A strict diet of Defence, Defence and a little more Defence has seen sMAshEd's stamina levels shoot up.
With more passes than backstage at an Oasis gig, the strong midfield of sMAshEd dominated this game, and cut the long ball tactics of FC Jazz Pori apart.
sMAshEd player Rick Kleiner collected a red card and another club fine. He's single handedly financing the new training ground.
Despite Joe Czarfunee* coming on in the 14th minute, he failed to make the needed impact on the result.
"If the manager doesn't get our ship back on the rails, he's going to find himself in deep water," an irate FC Jazz Pori fan told the local paper after this defeat.
Poor old FC Jazz Pori. You have to feel sorry for them losing in this manner. For them it's a case of put this one behind them and move on.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Hard Pitch