Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(0) 0
Screaming Vengeance				Touchnplay

Goal Scorers
Ben Crobbery ** 25, 74 Bud Weiser 40

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
54	Possession	46
13	Shots	11
8	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		89
2	L.Tarred		89
3	A.Choke		88
4	K.Cook **		87
5	W.Maykit		88
6	L.DeHand		89
7	B.Weiser	(37)	88
8	S.Manilla	(60)	45
9	A.Meway		88
10	C.Needzit		90
11	B.Crobbery **		87
12	C.Arm **		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	M.Well	(60)	88
15	A.Nino **		0
16	A.Kaseltzer		0

1	B.Nessround		80
2	L.Stooth	(1)	71
3	K.Cook		78
4	R.Sance		84
5	S.Cola	(1)	45
6	R.Ingleaves		83
7	R.Cranium	(1)	60
8	R.Meeblind		75
9	A.Abet		84
10	C.Johnston		82
11	C.Lear		81
12	C.Terbocks		0
13	J.Bradley		0
14	F.Furter	(1)	67
15	H.First	(1)	67
16	A.Nino	(1)	67


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
25 mins	Ben Crobbery **	from a goal kick
25 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
37 mins	Bud Weiser	Foul and abusive language
37 mins	Robin Meeblind	A mild concussion
40 mins	Bud Weiser	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
45 mins	Screaming Vengeance	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Attacking to Defensive
60 mins	Sam Manilla	A sprained wrist
74 mins	Al Nino	A broken finger
74 mins	Ben Crobbery **	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

After losing in this manner Touchnplay are probably wishing they'd stayed at home. If they had they might've done slightly better than the 3 - 0 drubbing dished out by Screaming Vengeance.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Corners will turn round the fortunes of Touchnplay. That idiot is Joe Bradley.
Screaming Vengeance manager Gavin Stewart agreed to give Ben Crobbery ** a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 2 goals.
The difference between the teams could have been their choice of playing style. Passing worked for Screaming Vengeance. And didn't for Touchnplay.
Touchnplay's Joe Bradley experiment with the 2 5 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"The thinking was that we'd start with the game at nil-nil and go out and try to get some goals," beamed the victorious Screaming Vengeance boss. "If we can play like that every week we'll get some level of consistency."
Cross a skeleton with a dog and you get an animal that buries itself in the garden. On the strength of this performance, Touchnplay were buried too.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Hard Pitch