Match Report

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Hoarse Whisperers				The Muppets

Goal Scorers
		Muppet STRC1 751* 73

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
53	Possession	47
16	Shots	12
5	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Free19		85
2	K.Dewitt28	(1)	72
3	J.Strap21	(1)	67
4	B.Nessround24**		82
5	A.Rudder28		84
6	D.Druff26		82
7	S.Cola21		83
8	A.Meway28	(1)	52
9	M.Summerbee23	(58,59)	72
10	E.Roids26*		83
11	D.Lesgettham20		84
12	S.Freak28		0
13	A.Kaholic17	(1)	71
14	S.Cola28	(1)	79
15	H.Voor33***	(1)	82
16	E.Dover		0

1	M.GK1 521		90
2	M.ADEFC1 723*	(1)	62
3	M.DEFC1 751		88
4	M.ADEFL1 769		89
5	M.AMIDC2 741*	(1)	45
6	M.MIDC2 775	(1)	54
7	M.AMIDC1 791		90
8	M.MIDL1 793		89
9	M.AMIDL1 808		88
10	M.STRC2 731*		89
11	M.STRC1 751*		89
12	M.ADEFR1 750	(1)	88
13	M.MIDC1 780	(1)	90
14	M.AMIDR1 785	(1) (59)	88
15	M.STRR1 711		0
16	M.STRL1 714		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Muppets	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
15 mins	The Muppets	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
30 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	The Muppets	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
58 mins	Mike Summerbee23	Obstruction
59 mins	Muppet AMIDR1 785	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Mike Summerbee23	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Hoarse Whisperers	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
73 mins	Muppet STRC1 751*	with a flick on
75 mins	The Muppets	changed from Defensive to Attacking

Match Report

The Hoarse Whisperers keeper was completely wrong-footed by Muppet STRC1 751*'s who cooly fired home for what proved to be the winning goal.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Hoarse Whisperers manager Nij Insky is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
The The Muppets goalie didn't so much keep a clean sheet as not have a stitch to do all afternoon.
With both sides employing Defensive games, it was down to the extra inch The Muppets were prepared to go to ensure the win.
Muppet AMIDR1 785 and Mike Summerbee23 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Not even the impact of Herbie Voor33*** could give Hoarse Whisperers the push they needed to overcome their opponents yesterday.
"The gaffer says that was without a doubt one of our best showings," claimed midfielder Muppet AMIDC2 741*. "What did he tell us at halftime? He said that if you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen."
On a showing like this, The Muppets are a team who know how to hold their nerve. And how to hold on to a lead no matter how slight.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Soft Pitch