Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 5
Ravens of England				Newcastle legends

Goal Scorers
		Faustino Asprilla 10 779 18, 55, 74 Shola Ameobi 10 816* 38 Andy Cole 10 781 89

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
39	Possession	61
9	Shots	19
10	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	6
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb	(1)	60
2	L.Lyde...687		75
3	D.Buratto..701		65
4	B.Ding....653	(68)	72
5	S.Knot*	(1)	65
6	J.Nasium..740		74
7	A.Abet..700		82
8	E.Dover..731		83
9	J.Credible	(1)	51
10	J.Frayed....694		84
11	W.Melon..740		83
12	W.Deer....565 *		0
13	V.Tire....650 *	(1) (36,87)	72
14	H.Fire...607 *	(1)	76
15	J.Frayed		0
16	H.Mungous	(1)	81

1	S.Given 10 648		89
2	W.Barton 10 830		90
3	T.Bramble 8 786*		88
4	O.Bernard 8 802	(1)	52
5	S.Taylor 9 818		89
6	J.Gutierrez 6 792*		89
7	N.Solano 10 818	(1)	45
8	L.Robert 8 830		88
9	A.Cole 10 781		89
10	S.Ameobi 10 816*	(87)	87
11	L.Ferdinand 8 774*	(1)	45
12	N.Dabizas 9 796	(1)	90
13	K.Gillespie 9 828	(1)	87
14	P.Beardsley 9 798*		0
15	D.Ginola 9 798		0
16	F.Asprilla 10 779	(1)	91


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Pansy to Normal
1 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Nutter to Normal
1 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Attacking to Defensive
18 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
18 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Defensive to Attacking
30 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
36 mins	Vlad Tire....650 *	Time wasting
38 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	with a spectacular bicycle kick
45 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
45 mins	Des Buratto..701	A broken arm
55 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	with a spectacular bicycle kick
60 mins	Newcastle legends	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	Ravens of England	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
68 mins	Bill Ding....653	Faking injury
74 mins	Faustino Asprilla 10 779	with a brave flying header
87 mins	Shola Ameobi 10 816*	Head butting
87 mins	Vlad Tire....650 *	Head butting
89 mins	Andy Cole 10 781	from a free kick

Match Report

Ravens of England failed to capitalise on their chances leaving the door wide open for Newcastle legends to stroll through for a comfortable 5 - 0 win.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Jogging paid off today for Newcastle legends.
Ravens of England's keeper Hugh Mungous couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
After today's performance Ravens of England's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
Shola Ameobi 10 816* and Vlad Tire....650 * were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Ty Jones will be wondering why he brought substitute Vlad Tire....650 * into the game after he was sent off.
"All the Ravens of England team are 100% behind the manager," one player commented after this defeat. "But I can't speak for the rest of them."
When a side like Newcastle legends give their all the result isn't going any other way than their way. And, at 5 - 0 so it proved.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Soft Pitch