Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 3
United Cats				Touchnplay

Goal Scorers
		Alf Abet 18 Lou Briccant 45 Chad Terbocks 85 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
43	Possession	57
12	Shots	15
9	Fouls	3
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Frapples		83
2	L.Nover		76
3	B.Arrow	(1)	52
4	W.Deer		78
5	M.Absent		78
6	H.Seek		83
7	A.Kaholic	(1)	51
8	E.Ible	(37)	78
9	A.Birthday		83
10	S.Freak	(1)	45
11	X.Breath	(73)	79
12	L.Lyde	(1) (60)	73
13	D.Tater	(1)	84
14	A.Abet	(1)	60
15	B.Board		0
16	J.Nasium		0

1	L.Sirr		89
2	L.Stooth		89
3	A.Tricity		79
4	S.Cola		87
5	H.First	(1)	45
6	J.Bradley		88
7	R.Cranium	(1)	63
8	F.Furter		88
9	A.Sapple	(1)	53
10	C.Terbocks		88
11	L.Briccant		90
12	A.Abet	(1) (37)	88
13	K.Cook		0
14	R.Sance	(1) (60)	87
15	R.Meeblind	(1)	90
16	A.Nino		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
18 mins	Alf Abet	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
18 mins	United Cats	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
37 mins	Ed Ible	Foul and abusive language
37 mins	Alf Abet	Foul and abusive language
45 mins	United Cats	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Lou Briccant	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
60 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Renee Sance	Head butting
60 mins	Lance Lyde	Head butting
73 mins	Xavier Breath	Foul and abusive language
73 mins	Alec Tricity	A mild concussion
75 mins	United Cats	changed from Attacking to Defensive
85 mins	Chad Terbocks	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

A very tidy piece of work saw Touchnplay almost amble to this 3 - 0 win over a United Cats side who look like they don't want the points.
Joe Bradley's decision to have his team concentrate on their Jogging, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
Touchnplay keeper Lou Sirr doesn't have a girlfriend. If only he could transfer his clean sheets on the pitch into the bedroom he might stand a chance of being lucky in love.
By both kicking off to play a Longball style game the game could have gone either way. Touchnplay edged it and were worthy winners on the night.
Renee Sance and Lance Lyde were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 5 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Hap Hazard most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play," offered manager Hap Hazard. "We can only point the finger of blame at ourselves."
The season is a marathon, not a sprint, right? So with Touchnplay winning at a brisk stroll, you have to wonder if they've got what it takes for a marathon, or even a sprint.

Extra Information

Referee

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Michael McLintock

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