Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(0) 0
Ban-air Bandits				Mobtown FC

Goal Scorers

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
50	Possession	50
13	Shots	13
4	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Crobbery		88
2	W.Dipoo		88
3	L.Sirr	(1)	53
4	W.Maykit		87
5	P.Zaria		89
6	H.Voor		85
7	A.Thetires	(1)	53
8	A.Structible		87
9	L.Tarred	(78)	83
10	N.Ovtime		87
11	J.Frayed	(1)	45
12	C.Arm	(1)	88
13	K.Cook	(1)	87
14	W.Deer	(1)	86
15	W.Bago		0
16	U.Daway		0

1	M.Stanfield		89
2	S.Pearson...3***	(1)	88
3	B.Broadus...1***		89
4	J.McNulty...3***		85
5	B.Mazone...7***	(1)	45
6	B.Moreland...5		86
7	C.Wise...2	(79)	83
8	W.Brice...1		85
9	P.Joe...5		85
10	S.Charles...3		87
11	H.Hauk...8***	(1)	53
12	S.Vondopoulos		0
13	N.Sobotka...2	(1)	88
14	B.Colvin...6	(1)	85
15	O.Little...2***		0
16	T.Carcetti...4	(1)	85


Time	Person	Description
15 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
30 mins	Ban-air Bandits	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Ban-air Bandits	changed from Attacking to Defensive
75 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
78 mins	Leo Tarred	No apparent reason
79 mins	Cutty Wise...2	Indecent exposure

Match Report

The groundsman was clearly wasting his time when he put the nets up for this 0 - 0 draw between Mobtown FC and Ban-air Bandits.
There's got to be more to Mobtown FC's game than Defence, as impressive and well rehearsed as that is.
How is Omar Little...2*** going to look his team mates in the face after missing their 0 - 0 tie because ofreceived a good hiding.
Mobtown FC keeper Marlo Stanfield doesn't have a girlfriend. If only he could transfer his clean sheets on the pitch into the bedroom he might stand a chance of being lucky in love.
Jose Frayed was brought off by Lad X but things refused to get any better.
The Mobtown FC manager may have made a point on the pitch but he failed to off it, commenting: "'The team'll soon have their legs back, of course, or their leg - they've always had one but now they've got two.'
Both managers should have large barndoors installed on the training ground. Hitting one is clearly a problem for both sides after this inept display of hitting the target.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Muddy Pitch