Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(1) 3
sMAshEd				Hertha Legends

Goal Scorers
		Lee Nover 45 (og) Marko Pantelic IV. 57, 88

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
50	Possession	50
13	Shots	15
9	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
2	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Dropalot		82
2	C.Needzit	(1)	52
3	L.Nover		67
4	A.Gator		83
5	E.Whatarmy		83
6	A.Sapple	(51,74)	73
7	R.Kleiner	(1)	51
8	C.Lingus		84
9	P.Zaria		81
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer		81
12	K.Dewitt	(1)	77
13	R.Cranium	(1) (43)	72
14	K.Opener	(1)	83
15	T.Urchips		0
16	B.Tagg		0

1	G.Kiraly IV.		89
2	D.van Burik V.*		88
3	H.Weiner V.	(15)	79
4	N.Kovac V.*	(51)	90
5	W.Sidka V.	(88)	84
6	M.Marcelinho V.		89
7	P.Dardai III.		90
8	B.Goor V.	(15)	45
9	H.Agerbeck V.		88
10	M.Pantelic IV.		90
11	L.Horr V.	(15)	45
12	R.Jarstein		0
13	H.Brueck V.*	(15)	88
14	E.Beer IV.*	(15)	88
15	K.Granitza*		0
16	S.Kalou V.*	(15)	72


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Hertha Legends	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	Hertha Legends	changed from Pansy to Normal
30 mins	Hertha Legends	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
43 mins	Richard Cranium	Faking injury
43 mins	Salomon Kalou V.*	A painful back injury
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	Lee Nover	with an own goal
51 mins	Niko Kovac V.*	Foul and abusive language
51 mins	Adam Sapple	Foul and abusive language
57 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	with a header from the penalty area
74 mins	Adam Sapple	Dangerous tackling
75 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
88 mins	Wolfgang Sidka V.	Scrapping
88 mins	Marko Pantelic IV.	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

Hertha Legends not only showed their class, but sMAshEd got to see what 11 clean pairs of heels looks like in a game that saw a rather pleasing 3 - 0 return.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though sMAshEd boss Banger .. could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
Tate Urchips misses the sMAshEd game because he turned up at the wrong ground. He got a game for the local under-eight's team instead and bagged a hat-trick.
The teamwork between Hertha Legends keeper Gabor Kiraly IV. and his defenders was apparent in securing this 3 - 0 result.
With all the stature of a small, limp cock sMAshEd's counter attacking style was found lacking against and could not penetrate Hertha Legends's defensive style.
Sent off! sMAshEd player Richard Cranium found himself taking and early bath, he should have brought his rubber duck.
Niko Kovac V.* and Adam Sapple had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Ken Opener let his side down after coming on for Val Crow and then getting sent off.
"I've been mugged!" grumbled Banger .. after this defeat. The police weren't taking his claims seriously.
The points were only ever going to end up in Hertha Legends's account. The score could have been worse for

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Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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