Match Report

	(2) 2	-	(0) 0
CORINTHIAN CLOWNS				Parma Violets

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria....736 * 21 Russell Ingleaves* 38

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	1 8 1
53	Possession	47
15	Shots	11
9	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer	(1)	70
2	P.Zaria		90
3	A.Birthday....580 *	(1)	87
4	S.Cola..722		87
5	W.Bago...723	(38)	88
6	W.Deer..680		89
7	V.Tire..808		80
8	L.Sirr...646	(1)	90
9	P.Zaria....736 *		76
10	H.deMann....639		87
11	R.Ingleaves*	(75)	88
12	E.Ible....699	(1)	88
13	N.Ovtime....580 *	(1)	88
14	D.Druff		0
15	A.Abet*		0
16	F.Bisceps..509	(1)	90

1	1.Lopez		79
2	X.Breath		78
3	1.Ortega	(1)	45
4	8.Rojas		82
5	M.Skeeto		82
6	H.Fire	(1)	45
7	M.Labor		84
8	1.Velasquez		82
9	1.Lorenzo		83
10	R.Meeblind	(32)	78
11	B.Tagg	(1)	45
12	H.Fire		0
13	A.Structible	(1)	83
14	6.Souleymana		0
15	R.Cranium	(1)	83
16	1.Santiago	(1)	83


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Nutter to Normal
1 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
21 mins	Pete Zaria....736 *	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
21 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Attacking to Defensive
32 mins	Robin Meeblind	Shirt pulling
32 mins	Pete Zaria....736 *	A bruised shoulder
38 mins	Winnie Bago...723	Dangerous tackling
38 mins	Russell Ingleaves*	with the bumcheek of God
45 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Defensive to Attacking
45 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
60 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
68 mins	Vlad Tire..808	A mild concussion
75 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Passing to Use Wings
75 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
75 mins	Russell Ingleaves*	Fighting with fans

Match Report

Maybe Parma Violets weren't handed a torrid time on the field, but there will surely be some harsh words in the dressing room after this 2 - 0 defeat by CORINTHIAN CLOWNS.
Some idiot seems to have decided that only Jogging will turn round the fortunes of Parma Violets. That idiot is Senor Gus.
CORINTHIAN CLOWNS goalie Fletcher Bisceps..509 after keeping clean sheet number 14 of the season.
With both teams on top of their Attacking game, CORINTHIAN CLOWNS were lucky to see the result go their way.
No matter what Parma Violets did, they couldn't contain Fletcher Bisceps..509. A deserved Man Of The Match showing.
"Nothing that this shambles of a football team does surprises me any more," shrugged manager Senor Gus after losing to CORINTHIAN CLOWNS. "I'm very surprised that we rolled over so easily today."
despite this unfortunate defeat Parma Violets still have everything to play for in this league. Can they bounce back? We'll see.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Hard Pitch