Match Report

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CORINTHIAN CLOWNS				sMAshEd

Goal Scorers
Vlad Tire..808 60

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	2 5 3
41	Possession	59
11	Shots	16
7	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	7
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer	(1)	72
2	P.Zaria		89
3	A.Birthday....580 *	(1)	89
4	S.Cola..722		90
5	W.Bago...723		89
6	W.Deer..680		88
7	V.Tire..808		88
8	L.Sirr...646	(1)	88
9	P.Zaria....736 *	(39)	85
10	H.deMann....639		87
11	R.Ingleaves*		88
12	E.Ible....699	(1)	89
13	N.Ovtime....580 *	(1)	88
14	D.Druff		0
15	A.Abet*		0
16	F.Bisceps..509	(1)	89

1	H.Dropalot		83
2	C.Needzit	(1)	52
3	L.Nover		78
4	A.Gator		81
5	E.Whatarmy	(45)	78
6	A.Sapple	(39)	80
7	R.Kleiner	(1)	52
8	C.Lingus		83
9	P.Zaria		81
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer	(85)	79
12	K.Dewitt	(1)	80
13	R.Cranium	(1)	82
14	K.Opener	(1)	83
15	T.Urchips		0
16	B.Tagg		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Nutter to Pansy
1 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Pansy to Normal
15 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Attacking to Defensive
39 mins	Pete Zaria....736 *	Foul and abusive language
39 mins	Adam Sapple	Foul and abusive language
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
45 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Normal to Pansy
45 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Defensive to Attacking
45 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	Time wasting
60 mins	CORINTHIAN CLOWNS	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
60 mins	Vlad Tire..808	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
75 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Attacking to Defensive
85 mins	Finn Ischer	Indecent exposure

Match Report

Once Vlad Tire..808 scored with a scissor kick on the edge of the box there was no way back for sMAshEd.
Defence is clearly an area that needs work in training. Unfortunately for Banger .. so are the team's other five areas.
There was no way past CORINTHIAN CLOWNS goalie Fletcher Bisceps..509 in this match. sMAshEd would have needed a tank to get the ball into the back of his net. And if you check the rules you'll see that's not allowed.
"Play Counter Attack!" barked both managers in unison as the game kicked off, shame only one team could respond to the touchline instructions.
Pete Zaria....736 * and Adam Sapple had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Despite Ken Opener coming on in the 0th minute, he failed to make the needed impact on the result.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager Banger .. after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
despite this unfortunate defeat sMAshEd still have everything to play for in this league. Can they bounce back? We'll see.

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