Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 3
Rathpeacon				sMAshEd

Goal Scorers
		Ken Opener 17 Ali Gator 33 Pete Zaria 77

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
38	Possession	62
11	Shots	16
14	Fouls	7
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Gravity		77
2	C.Needzit	(51)	72
3	A.Structible	(25)	74
4	J.Strap		66
5	B.Ding		77
6	D.Lect		82
7	C.Needzit	(80)	45
8	H.Fire		82
9	A.Kaseltzer	(82)	78
10	L.Lyde		81
11	L.Nover		77
12	S.Dup		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	A.Hugnkiss*	(80)	82

1	H.Dropalot		88
2	C.Needzit	(1)	54
3	L.Nover		87
4	A.Gator		88
5	E.Whatarmy		88
6	A.Sapple	(80)	86
7	R.Kleiner	(1)	54
8	C.Lingus		89
9	P.Zaria	(44)	88
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer		88
12	K.Dewitt	(1)	89
13	R.Cranium	(1)	89
14	K.Opener	(1)	87
15	T.Urchips		0
16	B.Tagg		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
17 mins	Ken Opener	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
25 mins	Andy Structible	Obstruction
33 mins	Ali Gator	with a belter from the halfway line
44 mins	Pete Zaria	Fighting with fans
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Defensive to Attacking
51 mins	Casey Needzit	Shirt pulling
60 mins	Rathpeacon	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
77 mins	Pete Zaria	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
80 mins	Adam Sapple	Dangerous tackling
80 mins	Casey Needzit	A broken leg
82 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Two-footed tackle

Match Report

"No one hands you cups on a plate," scowled manager Eamonn Hawe after his team weren't offered The Gold Open Cup on plate. They'll have to do better if they make a final again.
Does Rathpeacon manager Eamonn Hawe know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Rathpeacon 's clueless display we'd guess not.
Keeper Hans Dropalot was a blur between the sMAshEd sticks. A clean sheet was never in any doubt.
With both sides employing Counter Attack games, it was down to the extra inch sMAshEd were prepared to go to ensure the win.
Kenny Dewitt was a blur on the pitch today, it's a surprise anyone saw enough of him to award the Man Of The Match.
After today's game, a group of enthusiastic fans began organising a collection in the pub. "We want to build a statue of Banger ..!" they explained.
sMAshEd were on the right side of this one-sided encounter. The real test comes when they meet team who actually knows what a football looks like.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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