Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 5
Enfield Town				Team Logan John

Goal Scorers
		Sam Urai 14 Moe Skeeto2 32 Shirley Knot2 55, 68, 86

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	20
11	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Psycho	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Mungous		81
2	A.Hassle		76
3	U.Daway		75
4	B.Crobbery		76
5	W.Bago	(67)	70
6	K.Dewitt		83
7	H.Mungous		84
8	S.Knot		82
9	W.Maykit		82
10	A.Tricity		82
11	B.Board	(75)	45
12	M.DeLawn		0
13	R.Kleiner		0
14	B.Dwyer	(75)	60
15	A.Kaseltzer		0
16	B.Dover		0

1	K.Dewitt	90
2	H.Voor	89
3	X.Breath2	87
4	D.Buratto2	89
5	A.Kaseltzer	89
6	B.Board	88
7	M.Skeeto2	87
8	A.holic2	89
9	W.Leggrowbach2	90
10	S.Urai	87
11	S.Knot2	91
12	S.Pull	0
13	A.Hugnkiss	0
14	S.Knot2	0
15	R.Kleiner	0
16	S.Manilla2	0


Time	Person	Description
14 mins	Sam Urai	from a throw in
32 mins	Moe Skeeto2	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins	Shirley Knot2	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
60 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Longball to Passing
67 mins	Winnie Bago	Two-footed tackle
68 mins	Shirley Knot2	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Passing to Use Wings
75 mins	Enfield Town	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
86 mins	Shirley Knot2	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

Finally Team Logan John's dressing room has a cup that they don't drink tea out of at half-time as they win the final 5 - 0.
robert muir must be the organ grinder, Enfield Town are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, Enfield Town couldn't get themselves arrested.
Hat trick hero Shirley Knot2 was unlucky to end the game with only three goals in the bank. It could have been a whole lot worse for Enfield Town if he had an ounce of talent.
What a midfield Team Logan John have. Enfield Town didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 4 2 formation look impressive, Enfield Town however make it look very ordinary.
Enfield Town manager robert muir told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Team Logan John wouldn't have won."
After a performance like this it's amazing to think that Enfield Town have dozens of medals and trophies. You should visit the manager's pawn shop, it's a real Aladdin's cave.

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