Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(2) 5
shallfleet city				real blasters
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Warren Piece 6, 30, 55, 87 Buster Cherry 14 Alec Tricity 22, 46 Bob Frapples 38 Joe King 63, 71 Abbie Birthday 79		Manuel Labor 16 Nick Ovtime 33 Chad Terbocks 49 Sam Manilla 64, 80

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	1 8 1
47	Possession	53
11	Shots	12
11	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer		84
2	A.Thetires		71
3	B.Arrow		69
4	M.Rohsopht		78
5	L.Tarred		78
6	B.Cherry	(90)	81
7	A.Birthday		46
8	B.Frapples		81
9	J.King		69
10	A.Tricity		83
11	W.Piece		44
12	D.Geruss		0
13	J.Atrics		0
14	C.Arm		0
15	X.Money		0
16	S.Pitt		0

1	N.Ovtime		71
2	L.Sirr		73
3	D.Buratto	(90)	73
4	T.Vision		71
5	M.Labor		81
6	N.Ovtime		81
7	B.Tagg		62
8	E.Ible		58
9	W.Bago		67
10	S.Manilla		72
11	C.Terbocks		76
12	L.Sirr		0
13	A.Kaseltzer		0
14	T.Urchips		0
15	A.Tricity		0
16	C.Mass		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Warren Piece	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
14 mins	Buster Cherry	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
16 mins	Manuel Labor	with a lovely move from the right wing
22 mins	Alec Tricity	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
30 mins	Warren Piece	with a strike from the left wing
33 mins	Nick Ovtime	from the dressing room
38 mins	Bob Frapples	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
46 mins	Alec Tricity	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
49 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
55 mins	Warren Piece	from a free kick
63 mins	Joe King	with a lovely move from the right wing
64 mins	Sam Manilla	with a brave flying header
71 mins	Joe King	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
79 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
80 mins	Sam Manilla	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
87 mins	Warren Piece	with a flick on
90 mins	Buster Cherry	Spitting
90 mins	Des Buratto	Shirt pulling

Match Report

shallfleet city's 11 - 5 win was the result they were looking for against real blasters.
You'd have to brick up the shallfleet city's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
With a performance like this, real blasters's Nick Ovtime gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with shallfleet city's attack playing so well Adam McEvoy should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
shallfleet city look about as convinving playing in the 4 2 4 formation as they would if boss Adam McEvoy sent them out in dresses.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Warren Piece. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
On the strength of this display, shallfleet city really don't need to play for the full 90 minutes to take points. They make it look easy. at the moment. Whether they'll bloom is another matter.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Windy

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