Match Report

	(10) 20	-	(4) 8
Chaco Forever				Ruby Allstars
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Bart Ender 5, 17, 21, 26, 39, 66, 75, 80, 84 Winnie Dipoo 9, 43, 71 Rick Kleiner 13, 89 Richard Cranium 31, 52, 57 Al Kaseltzer 35 Aaron Thetires 47 Artie Choke 62		Player Name 52934 8, 30, 52, 63, 85 Player Name 52931 19 Player Name 52938 41, 74

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
68	Possession	32
20	Shots	9
6	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	L.Stooth		81
2	R.Kleiner		84
3	S.Night		45
4	A.Choke		79
5	R.Cranium	(62)	45
6	A.Kaseltzer		79
7	J.Credible		42
8	A.Thetires		45
9	W.Dipoo		42
10	B.Ender		43
11	X.Breath		0
12	S.Pitt		0
13	W.Leggrowbach		0
14	H.Voor		0
15	A.Gravity		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	P.Name 52922		27
2	P.Name 52923		34
3	P.Name 52926		0
4	P.Name 52927		35
5	P.Name 52931		28
6	P.Name 52933		31
7	P.Name 52936		27
8	P.Name 52937	(60)	43
9	P.Name 52938		24
10	P.Name 52930		32
11	P.Name 52934		29
12	P.Name 52932		0
13	P.Name 52924		0
14	P.Name 52921		0
15	P.Name 52935		0
16	P.Name 52929		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Bart Ender	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
8 mins	Player Name 52934	with a belter from his own half
9 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
13 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
17 mins	Bart Ender	with a spectacular bicycle kick
19 mins	Player Name 52931	from a free kick
21 mins	Bart Ender	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	Bart Ender	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
30 mins	Player Name 52934	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
31 mins	Richard Cranium	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
35 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
39 mins	Bart Ender	with a great chip from the left wing
41 mins	Player Name 52938	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
43 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
47 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
52 mins	Richard Cranium	with a lovely move from the right wing
52 mins	Player Name 52934	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Richard Cranium	with a strike from the left wing
60 mins	Player Name 52937	Time wasting
62 mins	Richard Cranium	Faking injury
62 mins	Artie Choke	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
63 mins	Player Name 52934	with a header from the penalty area
66 mins	Bart Ender	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
71 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
74 mins	Player Name 52938	with a header from the penalty area
75 mins	Bart Ender	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
80 mins	Bart Ender	with a flick on
84 mins	Bart Ender	from a corner
85 mins	Player Name 52934	with a lovely move from the right wing
89 mins	Rick Kleiner	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area

Match Report

20 - 8 the score, and that says it all. Ruby Allstars couldn't leave the pitch quick enough after the final whistle had blown.
The Chaco Forever defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
If there was a raffle where first prize was football and Ruby Allstars had the winning ticket, they'd probably give it away to Chaco Forever too.
2 goals for Chaco Forever's in-form target man, Rick Kleiner, topped off an impressive game for his side.
The Chaco Forever defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
The boss is meant to shape his team, Ruby Allstars manager Ruby Ferguson does. But 3 5 2 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"This win was like a bear and rabbit taking a dump in woods," said a clearly chuffed Chaco Forever manager. "The bear asked the rabbit if the crap ever stuck to his fur when he said it didn't, the bear picked the rabbit up and wiped his arse with him."
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring Chaco Forever. They were at the peak, while Ruby Allstars struggled with their laces at base camp.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Michael McLintock

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