Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(2) 7
Mary Janes Eleven				Bedwell Rangers
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Tim Burr 17 (pen), 33, 50, 62 (pen) Richard Cranium 77		Sam Pull 8, 40, 69, 80 Bob Frapples 50 Sheri Cola 59 Walter Melon 90 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	4 1 4 1
69	Possession	31
17	Shots	7
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	T.Vision		51
2	J.Czarfunee	(60)	50
3	A.Gator		69
4	A.Luminum		49
5	W.Tilly		72
6	B.Tagg		71
7	L.Stooth		74
8	A.Tricity		69
9	L.Brown		72
10	T.Burr		92
11	R.Cranium		48
12	D.Pipes		0
13	C.Mass		0
14	B.Board		0
15	B.Free		0
16	A.Structible		0

1	A.Nino		88
2	R.Sance		75
3	L.DeHand		82
4	S.Cola		77
5	C.Terbocks		76
6	W.Melon	(52)	72
7	M.Rohsopht		88
8	X.Breath		77
9	S.Manilla		86
10	B.Frapples		54
11	S.Pull		87
12	S.Night		0
13	H.Mungous		0
14	A.Kaholic		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	D.Pipes		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Sam Pull	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
17 mins	Tim Burr	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Sam Pull	scuffed a penalty
30 mins	Sam Pull	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins	Tim Burr	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
40 mins	Sam Pull	from a throw in
50 mins	Tim Burr	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
50 mins	Bob Frapples	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
52 mins	Walter Melon	High kicking
59 mins	Sheri Cola	with a strike from the left wing
60 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Two-footed tackle
62 mins	Tim Burr	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Sam Pull	with a flick on
77 mins	Richard Cranium	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
80 mins	Sam Pull	with a thunderous shot from distance
90 mins	Walter Melon	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Football can be cruel game, no more so when you are a Mary Janes Eleven side who are left wondering how they failed to take three points, or a point at least, off Bedwell Rangers who ended up with full marks instead.
Matt Til must be the organ grinder, Mary Janes Eleven are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Sam Pull made sure he was owed a few favours by this Bedwell Rangers team mates with his 4 goal haul.
Both teams played a tactical game but Mary Janes Eleven's counter style couldn't beat Bedwell Rangers defensive play.
Most of Mary Janes Eleven clearly thought 3 5 2 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager Matt Til following this defeat.
Mary Janes Eleven are doing everything right, all they need to do now is get the scoring more goals than the opposition bit right and they're in business.

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Butch Gravelneck

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