Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 17
Green Shield Strikers				CSI-Birchington
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Cote de Pabo 5, 11, 21, 48, 53, 69, 73 Anna Belknap 16, 43 Eva La Rue 26, 58 Louise Lombard 32 (pen), 83 (pen) Marge Helgenberger 37, 64 Kim Delany*** 78, 88

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
8	Shots	20
7	Fouls	4
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	7
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	R.Kleiner	74
2	L.DeHand	69
3	J.Strap	69
4	B.Frapples	69
5	L.Nover	78
6	A.Luminum	79
7	L.Sirr	82
8	K.Dewitt	75
9	B.Ding	64
10	J.Case	80
11	A.Hugnkiss	78
12	H.Seek	0
13	E.Roids	0
14	J.Credible	0
15	W.Maykit	0
16	L.Sirr	0

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	L.Le Smith		88
3	E.Harnois	(1)	88
4	M.Helgenberger		88
5	S.Ward		90
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	L.Holly***		89
8	E.La Rue		88
9	K.Delany***		88
10	L.Lombard		89
11	C.de Pabo		94
12	S.Alexander	(1)	87
13	S.Milos	(1)	87
14	A.Belknap	(1)	89
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Cote de Pabo	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
11 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a lovely move from the right wing
16 mins	Anna Belknap	with a dink right on the goal line
21 mins	Cote de Pabo	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	Eva La Rue	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
32 mins	Louise Lombard	after ref awarded a penalty
37 mins	Marge Helgenberger	with the bumcheek of God
43 mins	Anna Belknap	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
48 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a dink right on the goal line
53 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a powerful header into the top corner
58 mins	Eva La Rue	from a throw in
64 mins	Marge Helgenberger	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
69 mins	Cote de Pabo	from the dressing room
73 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a flick on
78 mins	Kim Delany***	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
83 mins	Louise Lombard	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Kim Delany***	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

On this kind of form CSI-Birchington look unstoppable. Most of their shots were too which accounts for the incredible 17 - 0 scoreline.
rajmond lami must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Green Shield Strikers had so little possession they could have referred CSI-Birchington to the monopolies and mergers commission.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Green Shield Strikers's Rick Kleiner. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
An incredible display by CSI-Birchington's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass…
Both teams were so frightened of each other that they spent the match running away. The ref didn't know what to do, so he went home at half time which might explain why the game ended with no bookings.
Most of Green Shield Strikers clearly thought 3 5 2 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Liz Vassey, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive CSI-Birchington. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed Green Shield Strikers.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Snowy

Frozen Pitch