Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(0) 0
sMAshEd				Sandford St Martin
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Ken Opener 17 Finn Ischer 25 Walter Melon 38 (og) Lee Nover 52 Jerry Atrics 66 (og) Connie Lingus 75 Pete Zaria 90

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
69	Possession	31
21	Shots	6
7	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Dropalot		87
2	C.Needzit	(1)	54
3	L.Nover		87
4	A.Gator		90
5	E.Whatarmy		89
6	A.Sapple		89
7	R.Kleiner	(1)	54
8	C.Lingus		76
9	P.Zaria		87
10	V.Crow	(1)	45
11	F.Ischer		89
12	K.Dewitt	(1) (44)	88
13	R.Cranium	(1)	89
14	K.Opener	(1)	89
15	T.Urchips		0
16	B.Tagg		0

1	S.Dup		78
2	R.Sance		74
3	E.Jewcation		66
4	J.Atrics	(73)	62
5	W.Melon		65
6	V.Lay		82
7	K.Opener		79
8	E.Ible		82
9	C.Arm		66
10	B.Nessround		81
11	S.Down		83
12	P.Pantz		0
13	W.Dipoo		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	A.Birthday		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Sandford St Martin	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
17 mins	Ken Opener	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
17 mins	Sandford St Martin	changed from Attacking to Defensive
25 mins	Finn Ischer	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
38 mins	Walter Melon	with an own goal
40 mins	Connie Lingus	A broken leg
44 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Dangerous tackling
45 mins	Sandford St Martin	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	sMAshEd	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
52 mins	Lee Nover	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
66 mins	Jerry Atrics	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
73 mins	Jerry Atrics	Faking injury
75 mins	Sandford St Martin	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	Connie Lingus	with a header from the penalty area
90 mins	Pete Zaria	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

Sandford St Martin 's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result was a 7 - 0 tonking.
sMAshEd manager Banger .. pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Sandford St Martin don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by sMAshEd taught them.
Sandford St Martin 's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
sMAshEd's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Connie Lingus left the pitch crying like a girl with what was later confirmed as a broken leg. He'll be out for 12 weeks.
sMAshEd's winning manager Banger .. commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, Jim Skinner's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Sandford St Martin boss Jim Skinner was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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Hard Pitch