Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(0) 0
Parma Violets				Sandford St Martin
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Brice Tagg 9, 18, 41 Robin Meeblind 30 (pen) 10. Velasquez 48 6.. Souleymana 61 Moe Skeeto 75 8.. Rojas 82

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
65	Possession	35
18	Shots	8
7	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	1.Lopez		89
2	X.Breath		88
3	1.Ortega	(1)	45
4	8.Rojas		89
5	M.Skeeto		90
6	H.Fire	(1)	45
7	M.Labor		89
8	1.Velasquez	(42)	88
9	1.Lorenzo		89
10	R.Meeblind	(81)	88
11	1.Santiago	(1)	45
12	H.Fire		0
13	A.Structible	(1)	88
14	8.Ferretti		0
15	6.Souleymana	(1)	89
16	B.Tagg	(1)	90

1	S.Dup		80
2	R.Sance		74
3	E.Jewcation		66
4	J.Atrics		75
5	W.Melon	(68)	72
6	V.Lay		82
7	K.Opener		80
8	E.Ible	(34)	80
9	C.Arm		67
10	B.Nessround		81
11	S.Down		82
12	P.Pantz		0
13	W.Dipoo		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	A.Birthday		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Sandford St Martin	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
9 mins	Brice Tagg	with a powerful header into the top corner
9 mins	Sandford St Martin	changed from Attacking to Defensive
9 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
18 mins	Brice Tagg	with a lovely move from the right wing
30 mins	Robin Meeblind	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Ed Ible	Dangerous tackling
41 mins	Brice Tagg	from a free kick
42 mins	10. Velasquez	Squabbling
45 mins	Sandford St Martin	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
45 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Attacking to Defensive
48 mins	10. Velasquez	with a spectacular bicycle kick
61 mins	6.. Souleymana	with the hand of God
68 mins	Walter Melon	Time wasting
75 mins	Sandford St Martin	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
75 mins	Parma Violets	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
75 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
81 mins	Robin Meeblind	Faking injury
82 mins	8.. Rojas	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

There were some important lessons that Sandford St Martin 's manager Jim Skinner should take from their crushing 8 - 0 defeat at the hands of Parma Violets. . . like don't bother.
Jim Skinner would be as well giving his squad singing lessons for all the good the Defence training seems to be doing them.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to Parma Violets who were gifted possession every time Sandford St Martin touched the ball.
Even if there was two balls on the pitch, Sandford St Martin couldn't spoil Parma Violets keeper 10. Lopez's clean sheet performance.
Parma Violets's manager Senor Gus has struck it lucky with his strikers. They're both like gold dust.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, Parma Violets's Robin Meeblind managed to convert the kick before being rushed to hospital with a nasty gash on the leg caused by the scythe.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented 10. Santiago, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. Parma Violets seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than Sandford St Martin look like scoring all season.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Snowy

Frozen Pitch