Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(0) 0
Letsbe Avinya				Wolverhampton Wanderers
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Andy Structible 4 (og) 10 Willie Stroker 814 9, 65 9 Fox Indabox* 764 18, 23, 49, 54, 71 10 Jack Soffalot 794 28, 33, 44, 60, 82, 88 8 Garry Baldie* 781 39, 76

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	Diamond
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	9
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	1.Past 740		90
2	9.Fick 776		88
3	8.De Lion* 818		89
4	8.Entwitcher* 753		87
5	9.Nomates 819		90
6	9.Inalaff 801	(15)	45
7	8.Ontback 794	(15)	45
8	9.Kerr 792	(15)	63
9	1.Stroker 814		89
10	1.Soffalot 794		88
11	9.Indabox* 764		92
12	1.Woanty 724		0
13	9.Daloo 744	(15)	89
14	1.Severything 822	(15)	87
15	8.Baldie* 781	(15) (41)	88
16	1.Dabuss 630		0

1	A.Kaholic		78
2	A.Structible		61
3	L.Tarred		76
4	E.Jewcation	(61)	71
5	D.Lect		69
6	K.Opener		75
7	X.Breath		79
8	S.Manilla	(41)	70
9	R.Sance		69
10	V.Crow		81
11	W.Bago		81
12	S.Dup		0
13	A.Hassle		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	D.Sore		0
16	J.Case		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Andy Structible	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
9 mins	10 Willie Stroker 814	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
15 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from 4 3 3 to 5 2 3
18 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 764	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
23 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 764	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 794	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
33 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 794	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
39 mins	8 Garry Baldie* 781	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
41 mins	8 Garry Baldie* 781	Head butting
41 mins	Sam Manilla	Head butting
44 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 794	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
49 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 764	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
54 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 764	with a spectacular bicycle kick
60 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 794	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
61 mins	Ed Jewcation	Head butting
65 mins	10 Willie Stroker 814	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
71 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 764	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
76 mins	8 Garry Baldie* 781	with a thunderous shot from distance
82 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 794	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
88 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 794	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

At 16 - 0, Wolverhampton Wanderers decided to cut their loses and left the pitch 10 minutes early to avoid further humiliation by Letsbe Avinya.
The Wolverhampton Wanderers fans were calling for the head of manager jayson sheward after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Wolverhampton Wanderers saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
Wolverhampton Wanderers could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just Letsbe Avinya's forwards. They ran rings around Wolverhampton Wanderers's defence.
8 Garry Baldie* 781 and Sam Manilla were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Wolverhampton Wanderers's jayson sheward experiment with the Diamond formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged Letsbe Avinya manager Delia Smith after the game. "Well, jayson sheward's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
It wasn't so much an off day for Wolverhampton Wanderers, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

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