The Division Mon, 2 Dec 2024

	(1) 1	-	(0) 1
Screaming Vengeance				Surreal Madrid
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Kent Cook ** 17		Ewan Oozami 60

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		4 5 1 Attacking
54		Possession		46
15		Shots		12
26		Fouls		23
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		1
Continental		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Nutter		Aggression		Nutter
Moulded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 S.Pitt 89 2 B.Dwyer 83 3 A.Choke 82 4 K.Cook ** 88 5 A.Meway (57) 45 6 L.DeHand 86 7 B.Weiser 85 8 S.Manilla 87 9 A.Meway 85 10 C.Needzit (65) 81 11 B.Crobbery ** 85 12 C.Arm ** (57) 83 13 W.Bago 0 14 M.Well 0 15 A.Nino ** 0 16 A.Kaseltzer 0		1 R.Banks 88 2 J.Ondahead (87) 58 3 M.Oxmaul (37) 75 4 H.Uno 81 5 A.Yuwud 84 6 E.Oozami 90 7 W.Tin Lung 87 8 D.Head 87 9 H.Jarse 86 10 F.Bare 87 11 P.Verance 85 12 E.Zemova (87) 83 13 W.Kerr (37) 78 14 R.O*Shea 0 15 C.Hanger 0 16 F.Sliced 0

Time		Person	Description
1 mins		Surreal Madrid	changed from Defensive to Attacking
17 mins		Kent Cook **	with a dink right on the goal line
30 mins		Surreal Madrid	changed from Attacking to Defensive
37 mins		Mike Oxmaul	A mild concussion
57 mins		Adam Meway	A mild concussion
60 mins		Surreal Madrid	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins		Screaming Vengeance	changed from Nutter to Psycho
60 mins		Screaming Vengeance	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
60 mins		Ewan Oozami	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
65 mins		Casey Needzit	Spitting
87 mins		Joachim Ondahead	A mild concussion

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Match Report

Surreal Madrid aren't going to see their 4th place improve this season unless they start leaving games with full points. Arsene Titz will be thanking his lucky stars that that he spent time on Jogging before this game. Maybe if he'd spent some time on Jogging he'd have been celebrating a win. Surreal Madrid's Mike Oxmaul cried like a baby when it was discovered he would be out for 2 weeks thanks to a mild concussion. "It's a point gained rather than one lost," the Surreal Madrid boss told reporters afterwards. Scientists should consider studying both these sides to work out why neither has one ounce of winning instinct. Maybe they could get them some. They could do with it.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Hot	Normal Pitch