Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(3) 6
West Yorkshire Boys				Wolverhampton Wanderers
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Chad Terbocks 7 (pen) Ed Jewcation 18, 29, 40, 70 Dinah Sore 50 Ewan Whatarmy 80 Bjorn Free 90		Dinah Sore 15 (pen), 29, 42 Ed Jewcation 56 Eileen Dover 71 Ken Opener 88

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	Christmas Tree
67	Possession	33
21	Shots	6
5	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	C.Terbocks		80
2	B.Free		79
3	R.Cranium		81
4	L.DeHand	(71)	71
5	V.Tire		82
6	D.Sore		88
7	A.Kaseltzer		79
8	A.Kaholic		89
9	E.Jewcation		92
10	A.Kaholic	(59)	52
11	E.Whatarmy		89
12	R.Cranium	(59)	61
13	P.Zaria		0
14	K.Dewitt		0
15	H.Mungous		0
16	J.Atrics		0

1	A.Kaholic		78
2	A.Structible		73
3	L.Tarred		78
4	E.Jewcation		84
5	D.Lect		69
6	K.Opener		81
7	X.Breath		84
8	E.Dover	(59)	55
9	R.Sance		75
10	S.Manilla		66
11	D.Sore		91
12	S.Dup		0
13	A.Hassle		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	J.Case		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Chad Terbocks	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Dinah Sore	after ref awarded a penalty
18 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
29 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a belter from his own half
29 mins	Dinah Sore	with a flick on
40 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a belter from the halfway line
42 mins	Dinah Sore	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
50 mins	Dinah Sore	with the bumcheek of God
56 mins	Ed Jewcation	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
59 mins	Eileen Dover	Two-footed tackle
59 mins	Al Kaholic	A mild concussion
59 mins	Chad Terbocks	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Ed Jewcation	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
71 mins	Len DeHand	Squabbling
71 mins	Eileen Dover	from the dressing room
80 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
88 mins	Ken Opener	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
90 mins	Bjorn Free	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

Wolverhampton Wanderers made life difficult for West Yorkshire Boys who eventually took all three points with a 8 - 6 win.
A strict diet of Ball skills, Free kicks and a little more Free kicks has seen West Yorkshire Boys's stamina levels shoot up.
West Yorkshire Boys rang rings around Wolverhampton Wanderers. And they took the ball with them every time.
West Yorkshire Boys decided that attacking was the best method of defence as they dominated Wolverhampton Wanderers, who had decided defence was the best form of defence, for long periods of play.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the Christmas Tree formation look impressive, Wolverhampton Wanderers however make it look very ordinary.
"After a win like that," crowed manager richard hird, "I can look in the mirror every day and be pleased with what I'm doing here, never rattling anyone's feathers."
With a snug result like this, when will other teams learn that West Yorkshire Boys are as slippery as they come. Give them half a chance and they'll pinch results left, right and centre.

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