The Division Tue, 3 Dec 2024

	(0) 1	-	(3) 7
Brays Grove FC				Kansas City F.C.
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Adam Bomb 52		Hugo First 12, 36, 60 Casey Needzit 24, 72, 84 Winnie Bago 48 (pen)

Match Statistics
5 4 1		Formation		4 3 3
46		Possession		54
8		Shots		9
7		Fouls		8
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		1
Continental		Style		Longball
Defensive		Instruction		Defensive
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 K.Opener 79 2 B.Tagg 74 3 S.Cola 74 4 R.Sance 68 5 S.Knot 71 6 B.Crobbery 50 7 B.Dwyer (90) 78 8 B.Free 82 9 W.Bago 80 10 A.Abet 74 11 A.Bomb 87 12 J.King 0 13 H.Fire 0 14 S.Manilla 0 15 A.Kaholic 0 16 J.King 0		1 W.Bago 89 2 H.Seek 85 3 H.Annsaw 85 4 S.Dup 77 5 C.Lear 84 6 R.Ingleaves 87 7 E.Roids 87 8 S.Pull 88 9 H.First 89 10 A.Sapple 87 11 C.Needzit 88 12 S.Dup 0 13 R.Meeblind 0 14 F.Furter 0 15 C.Lear 0 16 A.Hassle 0

Time		Person	Description
12 mins		Hugo First	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
24 mins		Casey Needzit	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
36 mins		Hugo First	with a brave flying header
48 mins		Winnie Bago	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins		Adam Bomb	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
60 mins		Hugo First	with a thunderous shot from distance
72 mins		Casey Needzit	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
84 mins		Casey Needzit	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
90 mins		Barb Dwyer	Time wasting

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Match Report

A bad day for Brays Grove FC who crumpled under the pressure from Kansas City F.C., losing 7 - 1. Maybe Brays Grove FC should consider a varied programme of training instead a relentless training programme of Aerobics, the team were bored of themselves before the whistle had blown. Joe King missed the game because he'd been arrested after killing his uncle when he went on the rampage with a potato peeler. It was such a bad match for Brays Grove FC goalie Ken Opener that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch. Applause rang out for their forwards, Kansas City F.C. have more attacking options than a mugger with a Swiss Army knife. Most of Kansas City F.C. clearly thought 4 3 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions. "If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager Ryan Taylor following this defeat. All things considered, it wasn't so much a case of bad luck for Brays Grove FC, just a case of bad. Luck didn't enter into it.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Snowy	Muddy Pitch