Match Report

	(10) 23	-	(1) 1
Nanosoft				HOWE FC

Goal Scorers
Tate Urchips 849 3 (pen), 59 (pen), 73 (pen), 76, 84, 87 (pen) Telly Vision 793 7, 56 Warren CLR Piece 11 (og) Sid Down 698 15, 61 Jose Frayed 818 19 Alc Kaholic 827* 23, 27, 34, 38, 42, 53, 70, 81 Manuel Labor 675 49, 67 Dinah Sore 821 64		Sam CLR Urai 40

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	Diamond
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	6
7	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	1
6	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Gator 602	(1)	45
2	D.Lect 740		87
3	D.Sore 821		88
4	M.Rohsopht 727*		85
5	T.Urchips 849		88
6	J.Frayed 818		76
7	T.Vision 793		87
8	T.Burr 810	(1)	54
9	S.Down 698	(58)	88
10	M.Labor 675		79
11	C.Arm 836	(1)	45
12	H.deMan 753	(1)	88
13	S.Dup 829		0
14	A.Rudder 830		0
15	H.Fire 829	(1)	90
16	A.Kaholic 827*	(1)	94

1	B.Ranks		0
2	U.Daway	(41)	65
3	W.CLR Piece		59
4	A.CLR Kaseltzer		76
5	B.Cherry	(60)	70
6	W.Melon		83
7	S.CLR Urai		79
8	D.CLR Lect		85
9	A.Rudder	(45)	68
10	L.CLR Batchford		83
11	L.Gilaker	(45)	45
12	A.Birthday		0
13	J.Nasium	(60)	51
14	U.Daway		0
15	C.Lear	(45)	71
16	J.CLR Czarfunee	(45)	82


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Defensive to Attacking
3 mins	Tate Urchips 849	after ref awarded a penalty
7 mins	Telly Vision 793	with a great volley from 10 yards out
11 mins	Warren CLR Piece	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
15 mins	Sid Down 698	from the dressing room
19 mins	Jose Frayed 818	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
23 mins	Alc Kaholic 827*	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
27 mins	Alc Kaholic 827*	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
30 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
34 mins	Alc Kaholic 827*	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
38 mins	Alc Kaholic 827*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins	Sam CLR Urai	with a strike from the left wing
41 mins	Ulee Daway	Handball
42 mins	Alc Kaholic 827*	with a great solo effort
49 mins	Manuel Labor 675	with the bumcheek of God
53 mins	Alc Kaholic 827*	with a spectacular bicycle kick
56 mins	Telly Vision 793	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
58 mins	Sid Down 698	Fighting with fans
59 mins	Tate Urchips 849	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	HOWE FC	changed from Passing to Longball
60 mins	Nanosoft	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
61 mins	Sid Down 698	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
64 mins	Dinah Sore 821	from a goal kick
67 mins	Manuel Labor 675	with the hand of God
70 mins	Alc Kaholic 827*	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
73 mins	Tate Urchips 849	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Tate Urchips 849	with the hand of God
81 mins	Alc Kaholic 827*	from a throw in
84 mins	Jose Frayed 818	A broken thumb
84 mins	Tate Urchips 849	with a thunderous shot from distance
87 mins	Tate Urchips 849	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

"23 - 1 to the Nanosoft" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 23 goals against HOWE FC with precious little reply.
This game was effectively won in Nanosoft's training sessions, so polished is their Ball skills.
HOWE FC don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by Nanosoft taught them.
Quite why HOWE FC's Warren CLR Piece had his shorts on his head and the ball tucked up his shirt when he fell over his own goal line remains a mystery. Mafia interference is the most probable explanation.
HOWE FC's manager Steve Jones needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
HOWE FC player Ulee Daway collects so many cards he must have a good hand by now. He was sent off again today.
There are less suitable formations for HOWE FC's squad than Diamond, but Steve Jones would be advised to ignore those too.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk Nanosoft manager Mr Anderson following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
null Apparently HOWE FC were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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