Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(10) 22
Aitch AFC				Cork city reds
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 26 Richard Cranium 55 (og) Al Luminum 72		Al Nino 5, 9, 24, 33, 59, 62 (pen), 66 (pen), 70 (pen), 82, 86 Al Luminum 12, 16, 20, 42, 90 Justin Case 29, 37, 55, 78 Bob Frapples 46, 51 Justin Credible 73

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	23
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	8
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.Rohsopht		45
2	B.Ding		72
3	R.Sance	(34)	54
4	S.Knot	(51)	58
5	A.Luminum		81
6	L.Tarred		47
7	R.Kleiner		68
8	W.Dipoo		47
9	T.Vision	(65)	45
10	B.Free		73
11	M.Labor		83
12	H.deMann	(34)	47
13	A.Rudder		0
14	A.Meway	(65)	48
15	E.Whatarmy		0
16	A.Structible		0

1	J.Strap		85
2	W.Leggrowbach	(34,51)	73
3	D.Lesgettham		83
4	S.Pitt		84
5	T.Burr		90
6	R.Cranium		73
7	J.Credible		90
8	A.Hugnkiss	(65)	89
9	A.Luminum		92
10	F.Bisceps		92
11	A.Nino		93
12	B.Arrow		0
13	J.Nasium		0
14	A.Kaseltzer		0
15	A.Gravity		0
16	W.Piece		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Al Nino	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
9 mins	Al Nino	with a spectacular bicycle kick
12 mins	Al Luminum	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
16 mins	Al Luminum	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
20 mins	Al Luminum	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
24 mins	Al Nino	with the bumcheek of God
26 mins	Telly Vision	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
29 mins	Justin Case	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
33 mins	Al Nino	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
34 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Stealing
34 mins	Renee Sance	A bruised shoulder
37 mins	Justin Case	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
42 mins	Al Luminum	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
46 mins	Bob Frapples	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
51 mins	Shirley Knot	Foul and abusive language
51 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Foul and abusive language
51 mins	Bob Frapples	from a free kick
55 mins	Richard Cranium	with an own goal
55 mins	Justin Case	with the hand of God
59 mins	Al Nino	with the hand of God
62 mins	Al Nino	after ref awarded a penalty
65 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Annoying the referee
65 mins	Telly Vision	A mild concussion
66 mins	Al Nino	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins	Al Nino	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Al Luminum	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
73 mins	Justin Credible	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
78 mins	Justin Case	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
82 mins	Al Nino	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
86 mins	Al Nino	with a lovely move from the right wing
90 mins	Al Luminum	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

You have to be extraordinarily bad to conceded 22 in 90 minutes. It's quite a feat when you think about it. Aitch AFC are going to be pondering on this one-side 22 - 3 massacre at the hands of Cork city reds for sometime to come.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Corners, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
Rule number 462, sub-section b: you pass the ball to you own players, you muppet.
Keeper Mike Rohsopht should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the Aitch AFC goal.
If Aitch AFC's defence was a boat, the holes it sprung today would call for a life jacket. Sinking, like their team's season.
Shirley Knot and Wilma Leggrowbach clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Butch Gravelneck's book.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 2 3 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Anthony Squires most of his squad are best on the bench.
"Someone in this team will have to grab the ball by the horns if we're going to get anything out of this season," huffed manager Anthony Squires following his side's poor showing.
Aitch AFC are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch