Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(0) 0
Touchnplay				Cork city reds
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Adam Sapple 9, 17 (pen), 34, 51 (pen), 87 Lou Briccant 26, 60, 71 Al Nino 44 Darius Lesgettham 77 (og)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 2 3
68	Possession	32
20	Shots	9
7	Fouls	11
3	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Nessround		88
2	A.Nino	(42)	90
3	K.Cook	(1)	45
4	S.Cola		88
5	R.Cranium		89
6	J.Bradley		90
7	R.Ingleaves		89
8	F.Furter		87
9	A.Abet	(1)	80
10	S.Manilla		87
11	C.Lear	(1)	45
12	A.Tricity	(1) (89)	89
13	H.First		0
14	R.Sance		0
15	A.Sapple	(1) (87)	92
16	L.Briccant	(1)	90

1	J.Strap		75
2	W.Leggrowbach		76
3	D.Lesgettham		65
4	S.Pitt		76
5	T.Burr	(53)	70
6	R.Cranium	(87)	45
7	J.Credible		83
8	J.King		83
9	A.Luminum	(28)	79
10	J.Case	(89)	79
11	A.Nino		81
12	B.Arrow		0
13	J.Nasium		0
14	A.Kaseltzer		0
15	A.Gravity	(87)	73
16	W.Piece		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Touchnplay	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
9 mins	Adam Sapple	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
17 mins	Adam Sapple	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Lou Briccant	with the bumcheek of God
28 mins	Al Luminum	Stealing
34 mins	Adam Sapple	from a throw in
42 mins	Al Nino	Being drunk
44 mins	Al Nino	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
51 mins	Adam Sapple	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Bob Frapples	Faking injury
60 mins	Lou Briccant	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
71 mins	Lou Briccant	with the bumcheek of God
77 mins	Darius Lesgettham	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
87 mins	Adam Sapple	Repeated fouling
87 mins	Richard Cranium	A broken arm
87 mins	Adam Sapple	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
89 mins	Justin Case	Head butting
89 mins	Alec Tricity	Head butting

Match Report

Cork city reds played a blinder. They would probably have faired better if they were actually blind. 10 - 0 isn't a result, it's the dialling code for Aberdeen.
Joe Bradley is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the Touchnplay team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Cork city reds saw so little of the ball in the second half they started to suspect it was having an affair.
After Touchnplay keeper Bo Nessround's clean sheet, surely Sven must be looking to call him up.
Cork city reds's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Justin Case and Alec Tricity both found themselves in Terence Trendy's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags.
Big girl's blouse Richard Cranium is out for 8 weeks because of a broken arm which he says: "Really really hurts."
"We really gambled all our eggs out there today," a relieved Joe Bradley told reporters after the match. "I knew though that I had a fresh pair of legs up my sleeve should I need them."
How on earth do you stop a team like Touchnplay on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

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